log in
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
Beautiful morning
AlixLynx AlixLynx
9 jun
Beautiful morning
Cherish those you have
rt
in your life because you never know when they won
be around anymore.
Unknown
piscesgurl0305
18 mar
Cherish those you have rt in your life because you never know when they won be around anymore. Unknown
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
@dabinoms
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem @dabinoms
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS,
THIGHS AND LEGS,
SEND HIM KFC.
YOU'RE A LADY, NOT
CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
25 mar
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS, THIGHS AND LEGS, SEND HIM KFC. YOU'RE A LADY, NOT CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
13 mar
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
DocKilgore DocKilgore
14 may
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
La DAILY MOVIES
& \
Can i get your signature
\G im.
Give mea
HOMIE_410
15 mar
La DAILY MOVIES & \ Can i get your signature \G im. Give mea
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing.
don bean
Sh
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing. don bean Sh
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
11 mar
He is not human
maam, TM HERE!
UMERE
HEART:
bestcomics bestcomics
19 mar
maam, TM HERE! UMERE HEART:
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
'Act normal, act normal"
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY,
KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK.
faezbook.
IF STUPIDITY WERE A DISABILITY, KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT WOULD GET MONTHLY CHECK. faezbook.
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my
Universal Remote Control
did not,
in fact, control the Universe.
(Not even remotely.)
sparseGroups97 sparseGroups97
16 mar
It was a sad and disappointing day when discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)
we all got that one friend who says
"hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car
WY
moistBeats moistBeats
18 mar
we all got that one friend who says "hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car WY
@darlingful
when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
And what's my tip
Change your cologne and hairstyle
And what's my tip Change your cologne and hairstyle