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Here AM thisis ME
and lam...
stronger thar you 3ver
ineught be.
Here AM thisis ME and lam... stronger thar you 3ver ineught be.
At what age do you finally just go ahead and get gas the night before because you realize you're never going to get ready early enough to have time to stop and get gas on the way? I'm hoping I'm close, cause this ain't the way to live.
At what age do you finally just go ahead and get gas the night before because you realize you're never going to get ready early enough to have time to stop and get gas on the way? I'm hoping I'm close, cause this ain't the way to live.
The awkward moment when you think you doa silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
dregone dregone
11 mar
The awkward moment when you think you doa silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY WEDNESDAY WOOT WOOT,
WHAT? IT'S THURSDAY? SWEET JESUS I NEED MORE COFFEE!
trickyDays666 trickyDays666
17 mar
GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY WEDNESDAY WOOT WOOT, WHAT? IT'S THURSDAY? SWEET JESUS I NEED MORE COFFEE!
If you're cold, they are cold
Ad
Bring em inside and warm em up
If you're cold, they are cold Ad Bring em inside and warm em up
THAT BITE YOUR LIP BECAUSE HES DOING JUST RIGHT
NIGHT TIME MEDICINE
JennyGoff
14 mar
THAT BITE YOUR LIP BECAUSE HES DOING JUST RIGHT NIGHT TIME MEDICINE
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash.
There is lot of trash in the sea.
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is lot of trash in the sea.
Street cats: house cats:
fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats
for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
Street cats: house cats: fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
WITH SO MANY THINGS COMING BACK IN STYLE.~
CANT, WANT TILL LOYALTY AND MORALS BECOME THE NEW TREND AGAIN.
WITH SO MANY THINGS COMING BACK IN STYLE.~ CANT, WANT TILL LOYALTY AND MORALS BECOME THE NEW TREND AGAIN.
"IF WE LOSE FREEDOM HERE, THERE IS NO PLACE TO ESCAPE TO.
THIS THE LAST STAND ON EARTH."
REAGAN
heritage
gusto1011 gusto1011
23 mar
"IF WE LOSE FREEDOM HERE, THERE IS NO PLACE TO ESCAPE TO. THIS THE LAST STAND ON EARTH." REAGAN heritage
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED
MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
Your order has been placed
Me:
Mary
nizzacat
Your order has been placed Me: Mary nizzacat
HAD A BAD DAY?
AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE GUY FILLING UP ABLOW-UP DOLL AT A FREE AIR PUMP
HAD A BAD DAY? AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE GUY FILLING UP ABLOW-UP DOLL AT A FREE AIR PUMP
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Where are they now:
Somewhere with no sunlight or shampoo/ apparently
So much win at
KristinLake KristinLake
5 mar
Where are they now: Somewhere with no sunlight or shampoo/ apparently So much win at
No you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it's easier for you.
MsChris
10 mar
No you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it's easier for you.
Me listening to songs about drugs and guns while driving to Trader Joe's for oat milk and cauliflower gnocchi
Me listening to songs about drugs and guns while driving to Trader Joe's for oat milk and cauliflower gnocchi
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with
them, then you're
an
Ceoroe Carlin
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an Ceoroe Carlin
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.