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PROBLEM
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Hey good morning legs talk new frien I ~ PROBLEM
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality
WHO REMEMBERS RIDING IN
va
THE BAGK OF PICKUP TRUCK?
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
10 mar
WHO REMEMBERS RIDING IN va THE BAGK OF PICKUP TRUCK?
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
This should be on a hallmark card!!!!
af
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
This should be on a hallmark card!!!! af
Men think women dress for them..
Dude please, we dress according to our waxing schedules, periods, mood swings, location, season, matching shoes, matching bags, matching lipstick, availability of suitable underwear.
You're not even on that List,
co
MINDJOURNAL
Men think women dress for them.. Dude please, we dress according to our waxing schedules, periods, mood swings, location, season, matching shoes, matching bags, matching lipstick, availability of suitable underwear. You're not even on that List, co MINDJOURNAL
True love means that you care more about someone else's happiness than your own. No matter how much pain it may bring you.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
True love means that you care more about someone else's happiness than your own. No matter how much pain it may bring you.
Everything free is paid for by
someone who works
Everything free is paid for by someone who works
"Don't get in his way while he's watching Toy Story
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT.
REMEMBER THAT.
ClayClark
10 mar
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT. REMEMBER THAT.
NOT GOINGBACK TO SCHOOL ,NOT BECAUSE OF THEPANDEMIC
BUTBECAUSEIDON T WANT TOGIVE UP MY WAKEUP TIME
NOT GOINGBACK TO SCHOOL ,NOT BECAUSE OF THEPANDEMIC BUTBECAUSEIDON T WANT TOGIVE UP MY WAKEUP TIME
Wall Info Photos Video Notes
Rudolph The sieigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700lbs.
Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this.
Biitzen He weighs only 700 pounds? ago" Like people
Cupid LOL! irs ago Like
Dasher Seriously! How about that practice run
yesterday? He's all, "I'm tired of these sluggish
take-offs." Well, I'm tired of hauling hippo!
Like +12) people
bestwtf bestwtf
20 mar
Wall Info Photos Video Notes Rudolph The sieigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700lbs. Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this. Biitzen He weighs only 700 pounds? ago" Like people Cupid LOL! irs ago Like Dasher Seriously! How about that practice run yesterday? He's all, "I'm tired of these sluggish take-offs." Well, I'm tired of hauling hippo! Like +12) people
"Why do you never get sick"
Me as a kid:
"Why do you never get sick" Me as a kid:
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
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When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
TELL Your DauGHTERS
Tell your daughters how you love your body.
'Tell them how they must love theirs.
'Tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves - from their tiger stripes to the soft flesh of their thighs, whether there is a little of them or a lot, whether freckles cover their face or not, whether their curves are plentiful or slim, whether their hair is thick, curly, straight, long or short.
Tell them how they inherited their ancestors' souls in their smiles, that their eyes carry countries that breathed life into history, that the swing of their hips does not determine their destiny.
Tell them never to listen when bodies are critiqued.
'Tell them every woman's body is beautiful because every woman's soul is unique.
TELL Your DauGHTERS Tell your daughters how you love your body. 'Tell them how they must love theirs. 'Tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves - from their tiger stripes to the soft flesh of their thighs, whether there is a little of them or a lot, whether freckles cover their face or not, whether their curves are plentiful or slim, whether their hair is thick, curly, straight, long or short. Tell them how they inherited their ancestors' souls in their smiles, that their eyes carry countries that breathed life into history, that the swing of their hips does not determine their destiny. Tell them never to listen when bodies are critiqued. 'Tell them every woman's body is beautiful because every woman's soul is unique.
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
SHIRT ON THE NAKED FEMALE BODY
IS LIKE A FLAG ON A CONQUERED FORTRESS
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
10 may
SHIRT ON THE NAKED FEMALE BODY IS LIKE A FLAG ON A CONQUERED FORTRESS
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
When your kids are acting like wild animals before bed
and you've had enough
gr0upssmush gr0upssmush
16 mar
When your kids are acting like wild animals before bed and you've had enough