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Hey honey can you make me a standwich?
Will be home in 15
sure
*sandwich 31
too late w
wdym
he
I'm leaving you 94-33
Hey honey can you make me a standwich? Will be home in 15 sure *sandwich 31 too late w wdym he I'm leaving you 94-33
Lovely actress Lynda Carter in the early 1970s.
Siego129
2 jun
Lovely actress Lynda Carter in the early 1970s.
Okay. need you to stop.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
UberFacts
@UberFacts
Back in the 16th century, French astrologer
Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021.
The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case.
Gberfacts
UberFacts @UberFacts Back in the 16th century, French astrologer Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021. The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case. Gberfacts
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS
YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE!
THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE
HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
17 mar
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE! THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
All of us right now
WHAT DAY IS IT?
A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
taniaye taniaye
6 feb
All of us right now WHAT DAY IS IT? A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
Does giving a blowjob help in reducing bad
breath?
My boyfriend told me I have a bad breath when I wake up. He told me that giving a blowjob early in the morning will help me to reduce my bad breath. Now I give him blowjob daily in the morning and he tells I don't have bad breath after blowjob.
Is he right?
Someone give this man medal
coldgroups555 coldgroups555
15 mar
Does giving a blowjob help in reducing bad breath? My boyfriend told me I have a bad breath when I wake up. He told me that giving a blowjob early in the morning will help me to reduce my bad breath. Now I give him blowjob daily in the morning and he tells I don't have bad breath after blowjob. Is he right? Someone give this man medal
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
Parent lip:
Never, I mean NEVER
make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
Parent lip: Never, I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
The result of too much selfie during pregnancy
weepy_groups weepy_groups
12 may
The result of too much selfie during pregnancy
if
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear...
Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
RubberOrcbat RubberOrcbat
15 may
if I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear... Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
staid_memezar staid_memezar
18 mar
The way he slapped her at the end sLeast Favorite Words
Might as well stay
and have one more
Wife is going to bite
my head off anyway. I
robot4h3r robot4h3r
15 mar
Might as well stay and have one more Wife is going to bite my head off anyway. I
After I started packaging my trash like this....
Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
DarbyChilson DarbyChilson
13 mar
After I started packaging my trash like this.... Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
TikTok @the_doggie_days WARNING!
I want this couch in my house so bad we
I want this couch in my house so bad we
This was Snap Chat grew wp when I
lewdGroups lewdGroups
19 may
This was Snap Chat grew wp when I
A GIRL ONCE TOLD ME
"IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME"
DARN YOU.
VOU HEFFER.
alb2655 alb2655
25d
A GIRL ONCE TOLD ME "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" DARN YOU. VOU HEFFER.