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"How are you?"
Me: I'm fine, same old
Also me
"How are you?" Me: I'm fine, same old Also me
Bigdog73 Bigdog73
12 mar
ing at People While farting loudly.
"Grandma, if you're thinking of buying me treat, it can be
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
"Grandma, if you're thinking of buying me treat, it can be
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny."
said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed."
She said
"See? You're hilarious!"
I asked my wife why she married me. She said Because you are funny." said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed." She said "See? You're hilarious!"
Women: Beauty is on the inside.
Also women when they see an ugly
Women: Beauty is on the inside. Also women when they see an ugly
A Canadian man John McCue took it upon himself to fill potholes with the sign: "I filled the potholes. Pay me instead of your taxes."
Drivers gave him cash, coffee, and joints for filling in potholes.
A Canadian man John McCue took it upon himself to fill potholes with the sign: "I filled the potholes. Pay me instead of your taxes." Drivers gave him cash, coffee, and joints for filling in potholes.
@UberFacts
Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls.
berfacts
@UberFacts Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls. berfacts
Julia Carrie Wong
the most important thing I've learned
as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
Julia Carrie Wong the most important thing I've learned as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
pureritzpage2 pureritzpage2
18 mar
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
have three kids and money
Why cart! have no kids and three money
have three kids and money Why cart! have no kids and three money
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR.
MARY'S SAVAGE
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR. MARY'S SAVAGE
Dont lissen to him
Hes drunle
Dont lissen to him Hes drunle
Remember to be thankful for
what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
Remember to be thankful for what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
memoer ese
Have
memoer ese Have
We have all broken our own rules for someone.
We have all broken our own rules for someone.
WHO ELSE REMEMBERS THIS FAMOUS LOUISIANA CAJUN CHEF?
GARONTEE!
WHO ELSE REMEMBERS THIS FAMOUS LOUISIANA CAJUN CHEF? GARONTEE!
You get to go on summer vacation here with your @
@myjesusjam
You get to go on summer vacation here with your @ @myjesusjam
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT
PUT
320solutions 320solutions
11 mar
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT PUT
Mama, just killed a mouse
Mama, just killed a mouse
Fellow
Ben
Every year.
EVERY YEAR.
Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
Fellow Ben Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
chained deg
LS
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
chained deg LS