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How to trick a dirty hoe
into washing her pussy
@sexual humor
How to trick a dirty hoe into washing her pussy @sexual humor
Parent lip:
Never, I mean NEVER
make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
Parent lip: Never, I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
don't feel safe
going back
to work
You felt safe
going out to spend your unemployment check
rainbowstjohn rainbowstjohn
27 jun
don't feel safe going back to work You felt safe going out to spend your unemployment check
You're late againl
What happened this time? Sir, you won't betieve I
Sill ie
FAN x
You're late againl What happened this time? Sir, you won't betieve I Sill ie FAN x
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
HUSBAND
A husband is like great wine,
it takes long time
to mature.
HUSBAND A husband is like great wine, it takes long time to mature.
I'm too old to worry about who likes me and who
dislikes me,
I have more important things to do. If you love me, I love you. If you support me, I support you. If you
Hate me, I don't care. Life goes on with or you.
ESSONS
ESSONS TAUG)
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txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
I'm too old to worry about who likes me and who dislikes me, I have more important things to do. If you love me, I love you. If you support me, I support you. If you Hate me, I don't care. Life goes on with or you. ESSONS ESSONS TAUG) Che by
FRANK!
YOUR SAFETY'S ON!
FRANK! YOUR SAFETY'S ON!
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN
~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING -
RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE.
IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES
ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE."
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN ~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING - RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE."
Me when I feel a slight breeze outside
So what new skills have you learnt while working from home?
So what new skills have you learnt while working from home?
Dad: "We're not getting a dog" Dad once we've got a dog:
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Meanwhile, in Utah
Meanwhile, in Utah
I love being told I smell good like yess thank you....I taste better tho.
I love being told I smell good like yess thank you....I taste better tho.
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
HOW DO PEOPLE GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS THEY CLOSE THEIR EYES? IT TAKES ME
3 HOURS, 6 PILLOW FLIPS, 10 DIFFERENT POSITIONS, 2 TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.
HOW DO PEOPLE GO TO SLEEP AS SOON AS THEY CLOSE THEIR EYES? IT TAKES ME 3 HOURS, 6 PILLOW FLIPS, 10 DIFFERENT POSITIONS, 2 TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
noonaryDaily noonaryDaily
20 mar
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
lam who lam.
Your approval is isn't needed! ~
{ ey W,'
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
lam who lam. Your approval is isn't needed! ~ { ey W,'
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"