How to write good...
Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid clichs like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4, Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
One should never generalize.
Comparisons are as bad as clichs.
Be more or less specific.
Sentence fragments? Eliminate.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
10. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.