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Me, opening Netflix: I want something light and fun
Also me: Murder Among the
Mormons it is
Me, opening Netflix: I want something light and fun Also me: Murder Among the Mormons it is
Krazy glue
who remembers this?
tpmjrm tpmjrm
18 mar
Krazy glue who remembers this?
@thealexhare
i wonder if gordon ramsey ever says fuck it and microwaves himself 12 rolls at Jam
@thealexhare i wonder if gordon ramsey ever says fuck it and microwaves himself 12 rolls at Jam
A GIRL ONCE TOLD ME
"IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME"
DARN YOU.
VOU HEFFER.
alb2655 alb2655
25d
A GIRL ONCE TOLD ME "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" DARN YOU. VOU HEFFER.
She got a nerve to tell me
"My eye's are up here."
70sguy 70sguy
6 apr
She got a nerve to tell me "My eye's are up here."
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
exultantPetofday exultantPetofday
11 mar
Obsession is an understatement
pubitystonks pubitystonks
19 mar
This is how I make my promo videos...
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"Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad"
Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer
Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn
Sagittarius
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
he "Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad" Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn Sagittarius
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too
until you put some heat on it."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too until you put some heat on it."
BELIEVERS
It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
BELIEVERS It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Nothing says "I'm confused" like me trying to sleep in the winter. Heat on, fan blowing, window cracked, under
13 blankets with one foot out.
Nothing says "I'm confused" like me trying to sleep in the winter. Heat on, fan blowing, window cracked, under 13 blankets with one foot out.
YOGAPANTS
THE BACON OF CLOTHING
Leenoonmon
20 may
YOGAPANTS THE BACON OF CLOTHING
"My heart dropped for a second
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE
INTO A FROG
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE INTO A FROG
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
18 mar
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
HAVE NO DESIRE
TO FIT IN
JohnLord JohnLord
10d
HAVE NO DESIRE TO FIT IN
Paranormal investigator: "How long has the scary lady been appearing in your family photos?"
Him: "Ever since I married her,"
Paranormal investigator: "How long has the scary lady been appearing in your family photos?" Him: "Ever since I married her,"