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I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.
Listin pal... saw a bird
Catscats Catscats
8 mar
Listin pal... saw a bird
Lead me not into temptation. Oh wait who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.
Lead me not into temptation. Oh wait who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.
We can rebuild him; we have the technology.
jewelsy34 jewelsy34
15 may
We can rebuild him; we have the technology.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
The purrfect home gym
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN,
IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN, IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
taniaye taniaye
13 mar
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
HIGH FIVE!
NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
Louie888 Louie888
12 mar
HIGH FIVE! NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
What is the difference between
"I like you" and "I love you"
Beautifully answered by Buddha:
"When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily."
One who understands this, understands life...
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
What is the difference between "I like you" and "I love you" Beautifully answered by Buddha: "When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily." One who understands this, understands life...
Fuck nudes.
Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
Fuck nudes. Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
MEANS YOU HAVE ENTIRELY,
HANNS
MEANS YOU HAVE ENTIRELY, HANNS
RE OLD AS FUCK ROW!
hastyGruntled hastyGruntled
12 jun
RE OLD AS FUCK ROW!
When I find an old sock in the
dryer.
thouah lost you many cvcles ago
When I find an old sock in the dryer. thouah lost you many cvcles ago
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
5-MINUTE CRAFTS
This has got to be the photo of the year.
This has got to be the photo of the year.
Insurance Agent : Of course sir, what did you hit?
Bob: A trout.
Insurance Agent : Of course sir, what did you hit? Bob: A trout.
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
RacerHex RacerHex
17 mar
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
If you sit on the toilet at pm and the clock strikes midnight, its the same shit, different day.
If you sit on the toilet at pm and the clock strikes midnight, its the same shit, different day.
What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.