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I don't need to be sneaky. I do whatever the fuck I want. The end.
JennyGoff
6 mar
I don't need to be sneaky. I do whatever the fuck I want. The end.
"The reality is that you will grieve
I forever. You will not 'get over' the
I loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you I will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
17 mar
"The reality is that you will grieve I forever. You will not 'get over' the I loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you I will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to."
AND NOW, IF WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT YOUR VOWS
AND NOW, IF WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT YOUR VOWS
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
7 mar
The Elements of Surprise
Females will stop for Starbucks but not for gas
Females will stop for Starbucks but not for gas
DEAR MOMS AND DADS
THANK YOU FOR RAISING HEROES
Anthony82 Anthony82
27 may
DEAR MOMS AND DADS THANK YOU FOR RAISING HEROES
A man n named Dashrath Manjhi carved a 360 ft long path through a mountain for 22 years using only a hammer and chisel to reduce the distance between his village and the nearest doctor from 55km to 15km, to ensure no one would die like his wife did because they could not get medical care.
A man n named Dashrath Manjhi carved a 360 ft long path through a mountain for 22 years using only a hammer and chisel to reduce the distance between his village and the nearest doctor from 55km to 15km, to ensure no one would die like his wife did because they could not get medical care.
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE'
ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS)
BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
4 may
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE' ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS) BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret?
Me:
Dontboi Dontboi
17 mar
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret? Me:
When you finally
Wi nature
When you finally Wi nature
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
I'm watching u don't touch my baby!
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
I'm watching u don't touch my baby!
Boy: If you score a goal, can you do this dance? Neymar: Deal.
BOOBS
Enticing men to do stupid shit since the beginning of time.
Eliksni Eliksni
9 apr
BOOBS Enticing men to do stupid shit since the beginning of time.
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
Damn, they really did escape??
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
Damn, they really did escape??
Me, opening Netflix: I want something light and fun
Also me: Murder Among the
Mormons it is
Me, opening Netflix: I want something light and fun Also me: Murder Among the Mormons it is
PEOPLE RUN IN PACKS BECAUSE THEY DON'T FEEL SAFE ALONE
RUN ALONE BECAUSE DONT -
FEEL SAFEINPACKS'
MICH3AL_CLAYT0N MICH3AL_CLAYT0N
27 apr
PEOPLE RUN IN PACKS BECAUSE THEY DON'T FEEL SAFE ALONE RUN ALONE BECAUSE DONT - FEEL SAFEINPACKS'
WHEN YOU DRINK WHITE
CLAW BUT YOUR GIRL DRINKS WHISKEY
PapaLegba PapaLegba
9 jun
WHEN YOU DRINK WHITE CLAW BUT YOUR GIRL DRINKS WHISKEY
"This for them fuckin straws bitch"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
"This for them fuckin straws bitch"
Alotherbood
The only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time.
Alotherbood The only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time.