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I hate most of the stuff in my house.
Why do we need to keep ANY baby toys or furniture, at all? I'll never forget that our kids were once babies.
Baby clothes? "Someone could use them." Really? Would you have wanted our kids in nothing but hand clothes? No. You enjoyed the shopping too much.
Books? They're $5 paperbacks, not hand pressed, first edition classics.
VHS tapes? No comment.
That one outfit you wore that one time and if you ever go to a thing like that again it would be perfect?
I'd prefer to have some extra space to, I don't know, walk through the room without stubbing my toe.
I hate most of the stuff in my house. Why do we need to keep ANY baby toys or furniture, at all? I'll never forget that our kids were once babies. Baby clothes? "Someone could use them." Really? Would you have wanted our kids in nothing but hand clothes? No. You enjoyed the shopping too much. Books? They're $5 paperbacks, not hand pressed, first edition classics. VHS tapes? No comment. That one outfit you wore that one time and if you ever go to a thing like that again it would be perfect? I'd prefer to have some extra space to, I don't know, walk through the room without stubbing my toe.
Fuck nudes.
Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
Fuck nudes. Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
The steaks have never been higher
The steaks have never been higher
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair.
#donnathecrazycatlady
SueButton
9 mar
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair. #donnathecrazycatlady
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
MOTHERHOOD:
UPDATING YOUR KIDS WARDROBE EVERY 3
MONTHS, WHILE YOU WEAR CLOTHES YOU'VE HAD FROM 2014.
MOTHERHOOD: UPDATING YOUR KIDS WARDROBE EVERY 3 MONTHS, WHILE YOU WEAR CLOTHES YOU'VE HAD FROM 2014.
AGE OF ATTITUDE
NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU PROGRESS,
YOU ARE STILL WAY AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRYING.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
AGE OF ATTITUDE NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU PROGRESS, YOU ARE STILL WAY AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRYING.
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade
wonk
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade wonk
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
AND HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN! -
I MEAN GOOD MORNING!
AND HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN! - I MEAN GOOD MORNING!
CAUTION FLOOR
COVERED
WITH
POLITICAL
PROMISES
bigwoody bigwoody
10 mar
CAUTION FLOOR COVERED WITH POLITICAL PROMISES
Hun,
where
casino,
Hun, where casino,
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when
WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started.
And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118
years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started. And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118 years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
In 2013, a homeless man named Billy Ray
Harris found a $4,000 engagement ring in his beggar's cup. A woman had accidentally dropped it while giving him some change.
She returned two days later, and he gave the ring back. In thanks, she set up a fund with the goal of raising $4,000 for him. It ended up making over $185,000.
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
In 2013, a homeless man named Billy Ray Harris found a $4,000 engagement ring in his beggar's cup. A woman had accidentally dropped it while giving him some change. She returned two days later, and he gave the ring back. In thanks, she set up a fund with the goal of raising $4,000 for him. It ended up making over $185,000.
his guy is a genius
his guy is a genius
No you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it's easier for you.
MsChris
10 mar
No you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it's easier for you.
EATS NOTHING BUT SEA LETTUCE AND SWIMS LAPS ALL DAY
BIG NEGR ON
STILL FAT
JoeyCongas JoeyCongas
7 mar
EATS NOTHING BUT SEA LETTUCE AND SWIMS LAPS ALL DAY BIG NEGR ON STILL FAT
Iceland
Road to Reykjavik
Iceland Road to Reykjavik
As soon as she hears Mom's name she acts innocent...
I ate that Leprechaun
He was maaically delicious!
I ate that Leprechaun He was maaically delicious!