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i hate when someone rings my doorbell because then i have to drop whatever i'm doing to be silent and pretend i'm not home.
snoopyBeyond snoopyBeyond
20 mar
i hate when someone rings my doorbell because then i have to drop whatever i'm doing to be silent and pretend i'm not home.
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@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE
INTO A FROG
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE INTO A FROG
WHEN YOU GRINDAGEAR
WHEN YOU GRINDAGEAR
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together
Passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together Passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
When you're at work checking the
time at it's then you check
@_Toxo_
again 3 hours later and it's
When you're at work checking the time at it's then you check @_Toxo_ again 3 hours later and it's
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
UNTIL YOU GET COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ALONE, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW YOU'RE CHOOSING SOMEONE OUT OF LOVE OR LONELINESS
UNTIL YOU GET COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ALONE, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW YOU'RE CHOOSING SOMEONE OUT OF LOVE OR LONELINESS
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
MOST PEOPLE
This should be on a hallmark card!!!!
af
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
This should be on a hallmark card!!!! af
Trying to get Chase off of me
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
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When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
HUSBAND
A husband is like great wine,
it takes long time
to mature.
HUSBAND A husband is like great wine, it takes long time to mature.
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin
A rare image of shark stepping on a lego.
A rare image of shark stepping on a lego.
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE
TITS DON'T TALK
RudeAndDirtyJokes4 RudeAndDirtyJokes4
7 dec 2020
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE TITS DON'T TALK
have three kids and money
Why cart! have no kids and three money
have three kids and money Why cart! have no kids and three money
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
The world's deadliest weapon...
The world's deadliest weapon...
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.