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I'm not a hamster I'm A bear
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
I'm not a hamster I'm A bear
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping.
When my wife is up first and
I'm still
"sleeping."
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping. When my wife is up first and I'm still "sleeping."
When you and your friend decide to stay
single for the rest of your lives...
te
When you and your friend decide to stay single for the rest of your lives... te
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?"
I'm not gonna say anything
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?" I'm not gonna say anything
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy"
me after lunch:
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy" me after lunch:
Depression is sleeping through the day in a d
Depression is ignoring calls and texts from family and friends.
Depression is feeling lonely but not wanting company. AQ
Depression is a disease. It's called the silent killer for a reason:
If you're still here today, love you
MINDJOURNALS)
Depression is sleeping through the day in a d Depression is ignoring calls and texts from family and friends. Depression is feeling lonely but not wanting company. AQ Depression is a disease. It's called the silent killer for a reason: If you're still here today, love you MINDJOURNALS)
Me listening to songs about drugs and guns while driving to Trader Joe's for oat milk and cauliflower gnocchi
Me listening to songs about drugs and guns while driving to Trader Joe's for oat milk and cauliflower gnocchi
FARMHOUSE W WRAP AROUND PORCH
VAY OR NAY
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
10 mar
FARMHOUSE W WRAP AROUND PORCH VAY OR NAY
Finally some good news.
The animal handlers at the Oregon Zoo took
Elephant around to meet some other animals.
SS
The sea lions were her favorite.
Finally some good news. The animal handlers at the Oregon Zoo took Elephant around to meet some other animals. SS The sea lions were her favorite.
Southern Slang
You good = Are you ok?
You good = You are ok.
You good = How have you been
You good = Did you get enough
You good = You're welcome
You good = Stop talking to me
You good = No need to say sorry
You good = You need some money?
ieces of Soul
Southern Slang You good = Are you ok? You good = You are ok. You good = How have you been You good = Did you get enough You good = You're welcome You good = Stop talking to me You good = No need to say sorry You good = You need some money? ieces of Soul
The aie hurts my face
Why om T livin where the air _hucts _mi
THATS WHY
The aie hurts my face Why om T livin where the air _hucts _mi THATS WHY
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
You guys... THIS IS MY DAD. He drove to my workplace and waited on me to arrive so he
could pour a trail of salt from my vehicle to the front door of my building so that I, his 38 year old daughter, wouldn't slip and fall on the ice...
My heart y'all... Love you daddy
grim_housekeeping grim_housekeeping
13 mar
You guys... THIS IS MY DAD. He drove to my workplace and waited on me to arrive so he could pour a trail of salt from my vehicle to the front door of my building so that I, his 38 year old daughter, wouldn't slip and fall on the ice... My heart y'all... Love you daddy
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?"
That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?" That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
Them: why do you always carry a knife?
Me: last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my there were problems.
Them: why do you always carry a knife? Me: last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my there were problems.
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure,
she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure, she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
ChefBoy RT
You had to be there. On a Friday night.
- I
ChefBoy RT You had to be there. On a Friday night. - I
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Save money
to... Save money
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Who built King
Arthur's Round
Table?
Sir Cumference
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a-jedi-in-polis Follow Who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference 5,884 notes > gg