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I'm not a introvert!
I'm a social vegan!
I'm not a introvert! I'm a social vegan!
Meanwhile, in Brazil...
I don't care how bad ass you think you are.
You're still not "mounted water buffalo patrol" cool.
Meanwhile, in Brazil... I don't care how bad ass you think you are. You're still not "mounted water buffalo patrol" cool.
hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
SA Wg
hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply. SA Wg
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
krista81179 krista81179
11 mar
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
NO, SAID HAVE A CASE OF CORONA
" YOU SAID
pr1vateGroups pr1vateGroups
12 may
NO, SAID HAVE A CASE OF CORONA " YOU SAID
choose my battles wisely stay quiet until it's time to fight and when that time comes,
will fight and will win
Here4thenow Here4thenow
18 mar
choose my battles wisely stay quiet until it's time to fight and when that time comes, will fight and will win
SALMA HAYEK
realwhatguyslike realwhatguyslike
25 mar
SALMA HAYEK
Her: can you call me cab?
Bartender: you're a cab
Her: can you call me cab? Bartender: you're a cab
OTILL HERE
BITCHES
atlashm atlashm
11 apr
OTILL HERE BITCHES
The giant dogs loveime!
The giant dogs loveime!
Me Trashy horror movies with lots of nudity and gratuitous viofence
MolanoMosh MolanoMosh
8 may
Me Trashy horror movies with lots of nudity and gratuitous viofence
POOR in Status but RICH in Nature
humbleLittle humbleLittle
17 mar
POOR in Status but RICH in Nature
BEING A MAN IS NOT EASY.
NO MAKEUP NO WIG: IE VAITRE VAITRE HIV
BEING A MAN IS NOT EASY. NO MAKEUP NO WIG: IE VAITRE VAITRE HIV
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
gregbrown
@mertinalrich
Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
gregbrown @mertinalrich Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
When was a kid, my parents would always say, "Excuse my
French" just after a swear word... I'll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French
Here4thenow Here4thenow
8 mar
When was a kid, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word... I'll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret?
Me:
Dontboi Dontboi
17 mar
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret? Me:
WHEN HE ASKS FOR MORE WATER