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I'M NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA...
BUT I DRINK COFFEE.
FUCK THEM.
I'M NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA... BUT I DRINK COFFEE. FUCK THEM.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE AN OLD T.V
THEY NEED TOBESLAPPED A FEW TIMES TO GET THE PICTURE
CharElliott CharElliott
10 mar
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE AN OLD T.V THEY NEED TOBESLAPPED A FEW TIMES TO GET THE PICTURE
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
When you send your husband into the store for one thing...
don't feel safe
going back
to work
You felt safe
going out to spend your unemployment check
rainbowstjohn rainbowstjohn
27 jun
don't feel safe going back to work You felt safe going out to spend your unemployment check
The awiward moment when you realize that the person you're making
af rinht hahind uan
The awiward moment when you realize that the person you're making af rinht hahind uan
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
funny_girl funny_girl
14 apr
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
How I found my cat when I got home.
Turns out she got into her treats and was in a food coma
haradmanda
How I found my cat when I got home. Turns out she got into her treats and was in a food coma haradmanda
Bob Janke
@Bob_Janke
Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live.
Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live. Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
to...
Save money
to... Save money
What is the difference between
"I like you" and "I love you"
Beautifully answered by Buddha:
"When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily."
One who understands this, understands life...
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
What is the difference between "I like you" and "I love you" Beautifully answered by Buddha: "When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily." One who understands this, understands life...
Them: why do you always carry a knife?
Me: last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my there were problems.
Them: why do you always carry a knife? Me: last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my there were problems.
Amazing designs
When your chair makes a fart noise so you try to prove it by
When your chair makes a fart noise so you try to prove it by
Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.
Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.
Me at Sam getting my snack while my dad's getting his breakfast
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
PhilBryant PhilBryant
10 may
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
OTILL HERE
BITCHES
atlashm atlashm
11 apr
OTILL HERE BITCHES
TITTIES AND BEER. YA GOTTA LOVE'EM:
Will7714 Will7714
28 may
TITTIES AND BEER. YA GOTTA LOVE'EM:
When the shows she like turn out to be interesting af
When the shows she like turn out to be interesting af