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I miss being 16 and feeling wealthy with $200 to my name
I miss being 16 and feeling wealthy with $200 to my name
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific
Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
taniaye taniaye
16 mar
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
every time I feel dumb I think about the time Kim Kardashian played poker with mirrored glasses on
every time I feel dumb I think about the time Kim Kardashian played poker with mirrored glasses on
Aman sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says*Can I help?"
She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil."
No matter what men do,
somehow, we still get yelled at...
Aman sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says*Can I help?" She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil." No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
hen someone tells me it's not
"ladylike" to swear.
hen someone tells me it's not "ladylike" to swear.
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI
WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
12 may
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
women
DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK,
PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
women DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK, PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
Deborah Sharon Smith
Or dick appointment either....
what do you mean Can't call
Titly side chic pussy?
Deborah Sharon Smith Or dick appointment either.... what do you mean Can't call Titly side chic pussy?
I want this couch in my house so bad we
I want this couch in my house so bad we
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
hate when the voices
In my head silent
You never knoW What those little
hate when the voices In my head silent You never knoW What those little
If you're happy and you know it, what combination of prescription medication are you on?
If you're happy and you know it, what combination of prescription medication are you on?
A rich life has nothing to do with money
A rich life has nothing to do with money
MY GUARDIAN BE LIKE
"TM, GONE LOSE MY JOB END UP IN HELL WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKER
MY GUARDIAN BE LIKE "TM, GONE LOSE MY JOB END UP IN HELL WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKER
Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions.
Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions.
The Original Smart Phone
BearWarrior BearWarrior
3 may
The Original Smart Phone