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I pay attention to who reacts on my posts, because, as soon as get Rich. Im Buying you
all tacos.
fuck yeah
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
6 mar
I pay attention to who reacts on my posts, because, as soon as get Rich. Im Buying you all tacos. fuck yeah
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
TeeRob TeeRob
10 mar
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
really need to live healthier"
me at
really need to live healthier" me at
you thints
How much actually love you.
you thints How much actually love you.
"I wasn't that drunk..."
"Dude, you were using the
flashlight on your phone to find your phone."
Tracymemes20
LanceGerman
26d
"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone." Tracymemes20
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
mikehuncho mikehuncho
12d
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
You have to stay in this shelter for 1 month. You have food and water but no access to technology.
On the last day, you walk out with $100, 000.
Mrsstargazer718 Mrsstargazer718
20 may
You have to stay in this shelter for 1 month. You have food and water but no access to technology. On the last day, you walk out with $100, 000.
logicalHumor logicalHumor
20 mar
think your parrot is broken
A Husky Walks on Water in Alaska.
The Image Was Taken After Heavy
Rainfall Covered the Frozen Lake.
A Husky Walks on Water in Alaska. The Image Was Taken After Heavy Rainfall Covered the Frozen Lake.
To prove he was home
'would like to present my client! client's internet search historyyfrom thatfeve evening. ih.
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svelteMalarkeypage svelteMalarkeypage
10 dec 2020
To prove he was home 'would like to present my client! client's internet search historyyfrom thatfeve evening. ih. PAl path ar
Somebody' been working, out!
Somebody' been working, out!
AGE OF ATTITUDE
NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU PROGRESS,
YOU ARE STILL WAY AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRYING.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
AGE OF ATTITUDE NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU PROGRESS, YOU ARE STILL WAY AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRYING.
And what's my tip
Change your cologne and hairstyle
And what's my tip Change your cologne and hairstyle
When I shit myself
At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin & throw into the crowd to
see who is next.
onedigit
10 mar
When I shit myself At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin & throw into the crowd to see who is next.
Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes.
So, you fly around doing it for them...
Then you hit the ground, but you don't die.
You get up and cook dinner.
Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So, you fly around doing it for them... Then you hit the ground, but you don't die. You get up and cook dinner.
If your dog doesn't like someone
you probably shouldn't either
If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either
My neighbor is a tweeker and I'm an asshole....this is entertainment at its finest lol
WinterSnow WinterSnow
8 mar
My neighbor is a tweeker and I'm an asshole....this is entertainment at its finest lol
Age 18 talking to my recruiter
Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine
corps
Age 18 talking to my recruiter Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine corps
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
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TOGOFISHING
fe
NIL ARE TON
FYOU'RETOOBUSY TOGOFISHING fe NIL ARE TON