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I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
asicksenseotnathing:
elkane:
Jack Dawson... Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in
1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things
In life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years bullding his weaith and
In 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby... Millionaire with a shady
asicksenseotnathing: elkane: Jack Dawson... Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things In life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years bullding his weaith and In 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby... Millionaire with a shady
CAREFUL BOYS
DONT LET A $7 SUNDRESS COST YOU S70K CHILD SUPPORT
Memegod199 Memegod199
8 apr
CAREFUL BOYS DONT LET A $7 SUNDRESS COST YOU S70K CHILD SUPPORT
I never had an boyfriend always had a dude... He
either friendly sneaky or broke. It just much goin on
WOLVERINE
7 mar
I never had an boyfriend always had a dude... He either friendly sneaky or broke. It just much goin on
Researchers from the University of
Wisconsin-Madison found that hearing your mother's voice, even over the phone, raises oxytocin levels and relieves stress.
Researchers from the University of Wisconsin-Madison found that hearing your mother's voice, even over the phone, raises oxytocin levels and relieves stress.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
In the dark, it takes
several minutes to find the hole and stick it in. Stupid phone charger.
SteveAdams SteveAdams
9 mar
In the dark, it takes several minutes to find the hole and stick it in. Stupid phone charger.
MAYBE IF WE TELL PEOPLE THE BRAIN IS AN APP, THEY'LL START USING IT.
MAYBE IF WE TELL PEOPLE THE BRAIN IS AN APP, THEY'LL START USING IT.
All of us right now
WHAT DAY IS IT?
A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
taniaye taniaye
6 feb
All of us right now WHAT DAY IS IT? A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION
JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE
"HERE KITTY KITTY"
crazychic crazychic
18 mar
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE "HERE KITTY KITTY"
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
15 jun
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
tragic_groups tragic_groups
16 mar
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
If you're cold, they are cold
Ad
Bring em inside and warm em up
If you're cold, they are cold Ad Bring em inside and warm em up
Disinfect your balls
With disinfecting wipe
Before playing with them
Stay Safe
Probably a good idea to disinfect them after you play with them as well.
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
Disinfect your balls With disinfecting wipe Before playing with them Stay Safe Probably a good idea to disinfect them after you play with them as well.
Me: You're blocking the view
Dog: AM THE VIEW
Me: You're blocking the view Dog: AM THE VIEW
Him "i can't cum with a condom on"
Cthats meme
Me "well I probably won't cum at all so let's call it a night"
Him "i can't cum with a condom on" Cthats meme Me "well I probably won't cum at all so let's call it a night"
Every f*cking time
FUNNY GUYS ARE DANGEROUS, THEY'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH,
AND LAUGH AND LAUGH THEN BOOM YOU ARE NAKED.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Every f*cking time FUNNY GUYS ARE DANGEROUS, THEY'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH, AND LAUGH AND LAUGH THEN BOOM YOU ARE NAKED.
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
DID YOU EVER LOOK AT ONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS AND BE LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STILL WORK HERE!?
if idiots could fly this place would be an airport
if idiots could fly this place would be an airport
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done. it's always your choice.
Wayne Dyer
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done. it's always your choice. Wayne Dyer