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I've bought a fish tank,
Now my cat has his own TV
I've bought a fish tank, Now my cat has his own TV
Georgia Diebelius
My cousin's cat ate a wasp and I cannot breathe
Georgia Diebelius My cousin's cat ate a wasp and I cannot breathe
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR
VACUUM CLEANER HAS
BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON
YOU FOR YEARS.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR VACUUM CLEANER HAS BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON YOU FOR YEARS.
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
PhilBryant PhilBryant
10 may
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
American pride
Thank you to all vets
420BayRay
31 may
American pride Thank you to all vets
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tdiddym
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Firepuss Firepuss
4 jun
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tdiddym OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
WE SPLIT WAYS HERE...
WE SPLIT WAYS HERE...
Me watching my coffee brewing
3JNMCafe
8 mar
Me watching my coffee brewing
wasn't a Fa t
My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
wasn't a Fa t My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
DON'T SKIP BREAKFAST.
Studies show that eating a proper breakfast is one of the most positive things you can do if you are trying to lose weight. Breakfast skippers tend to gain weight. A balanced breakfast includes fresh fruit or fruit juice, a high-fibre breakfast cereal, low-fat milk or yoghurt, wholewheat toast, and boiled egg.
DON'T SKIP BREAKFAST. Studies show that eating a proper breakfast is one of the most positive things you can do if you are trying to lose weight. Breakfast skippers tend to gain weight. A balanced breakfast includes fresh fruit or fruit juice, a high-fibre breakfast cereal, low-fat milk or yoghurt, wholewheat toast, and boiled egg.
PSA: my dad runs a organization called G.0.C
( guardians of the children ) they are bikers against child abuse if you or anyone you know is to scared to testify or go through it alone they will go with or for you
PSA: my dad runs a organization called G.0.C ( guardians of the children ) they are bikers against child abuse if you or anyone you know is to scared to testify or go through it alone they will go with or for you
Him: suck my dick
Her: im allergic to shrimp
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Him: suck my dick Her: im allergic to shrimp
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time.
your @cards
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time. your @cards
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
BEAUTY IS IN THE EVE
OF THE BEER HOLDER
BEAUTY IS IN THE EVE OF THE BEER HOLDER
Best Life Quotes
help to
Best Life Quotes help to
When die someone hack my account & post "it's hotter than a mf down here"
When die someone hack my account & post "it's hotter than a mf down here"
GANT TAKE MY MARINE FRIENDS TO THE BEACH
balance
Nbiz83 Nbiz83
6d
GANT TAKE MY MARINE FRIENDS TO THE BEACH balance
no talk me hungry
no talk me hungry
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a hundred times better than growing up with a cellphone in her (his) hand.
finickycountry finickycountry
11 mar
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a hundred times better than growing up with a cellphone in her (his) hand.
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
ScarletB ScarletB
29d
When you lie on your resume and still get the job