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I want love,
passion, honesty, and companionship.
\ sex that drives me crazy and
conversation
that me sane.
-Sleve Morabeli
DIGITAL.
I want love, passion, honesty, and companionship. \ sex that drives me crazy and conversation that me sane. -Sleve Morabeli DIGITAL.
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me?
Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
JennyGoff
12 mar
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me? Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
~ IN 1969, WILLIE NELSON RAN
INTO 'BURNING HOUSE TO SAVE HIS GUITAR, AND A POUND OF CANNABIS.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
~ IN 1969, WILLIE NELSON RAN INTO 'BURNING HOUSE TO SAVE HIS GUITAR, AND A POUND OF CANNABIS.
will not immediately but definitely.
will not immediately but definitely.
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life"
when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life" when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
True love means that you care more about someone else's happiness than your own. No matter how much pain it may bring you.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
True love means that you care more about someone else's happiness than your own. No matter how much pain it may bring you.
Tip your server.
Return your shopping cart.
Pick up a piece of trash.
Hold the door for the person behind you. Let someone
into your lane. Small acts can have rinnie affact
Tip your server. Return your shopping cart. Pick up a piece of trash. Hold the door for the person behind you. Let someone into your lane. Small acts can have rinnie affact
when you eat too much of KFC
Mslissa Mslissa
6d
when you eat too much of KFC
THIS NEW GENERATION DON'T WANT TO WORK
YOU CAN GIVE THEM A JOB LAYING DOWN AND THEY'LL STAND UP TO QUIT
THIS NEW GENERATION DON'T WANT TO WORK YOU CAN GIVE THEM A JOB LAYING DOWN AND THEY'LL STAND UP TO QUIT
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world
Wi
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world Wi
Is it just me, or did every single kid have these cups?
Biers
DOCAHONTAS
(h. MM
Is it just me, or did every single kid have these cups? Biers DOCAHONTAS (h. MM
There's finally a way to wear masks that we can all agree on.
Brazer's I iF
deeteemena deeteemena
10 feb
There's finally a way to wear masks that we can all agree on. Brazer's I iF
This is what our dog Oakley does when we don't give him a cookie
I don't think you even know what a hard drive is.
I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is.
I don't think you even know what a hard drive is. I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is.
AIN'T GOING BACK TO
DAYCARE
AIN'T GOING BACK TO DAYCARE
Did You JusT Coucl vP A BLOND HAIRBALL?) a_") _Y
desiloo desiloo
8 mar
Did You JusT Coucl vP A BLOND HAIRBALL?) a_") _Y
Found my best friend in bed with my girlfriend! I'm not sure who I'm more angry at.
Found my best friend in bed with my girlfriend! I'm not sure who I'm more angry at.
When you lose your mom at target
KarenBeth KarenBeth
11d
When you lose your mom at target
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of
'89, relinquished command of USAG Fort
Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a
US, Army installation.
#throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of '89, relinquished command of USAG Fort Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a US, Army installation. #throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
Me watching my coffee brewing
3JNMCafe
8 mar
Me watching my coffee brewing
Idont see the resemhlance,
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
Idont see the resemhlance,