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I was trying to hide from this cat y'all.
@racjordenimages
Rat ha vasa Kidding fram?
mainallidoboi512 mainallidoboi512
18 mar
I was trying to hide from this cat y'all. @racjordenimages Rat ha vasa Kidding fram?
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
Sessoms
8 mar
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
My intentions will always be pure, I don't have time to be a shitty person.
(Quotes 'nd Notes)
JennyGoff
13 mar
My intentions will always be pure, I don't have time to be a shitty person. (Quotes 'nd Notes)
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
Steve Harvey @
Cap @SteveHarvey
stop sending me this shit
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
24 mar
Steve Harvey @ Cap @SteveHarvey stop sending me this shit
Beautiful morning
AlixLynx AlixLynx
9 jun
Beautiful morning
DOGS
MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED.
OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG.
SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE.
HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU.
THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART.
THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR.
DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART...
AND ON YOUR FLOORS.
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
DOGS MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED. OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG. SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE. HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU. THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART. THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR. DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART... AND ON YOUR FLOORS. weealgattcinprsion com
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES
ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
ClayClark
12 mar
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
Meet Larry..... The world's most seductive otter
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
TRESPASSING WERE
TIRED OF HIDING HE HE BODIES
TRESPASSING WERE TIRED OF HIDING HE HE BODIES
You Look Like
Trouble And Chaos...
Call Me...
You Look Like Trouble And Chaos... Call Me...
"Who tf stays up late sharing
memes?"
KristinLake KristinLake
12 mar
"Who tf stays up late sharing memes?"
AND DINT wANT To FORGET Your Sounds
AND DINT wANT To FORGET Your Sounds
When you show up to work and you're trying to decide if you really want to go in...
When you show up to work and you're trying to decide if you really want to go in...
dreams wont come true if you dont trust
you
- rhea khemani
poetsdealer poetsdealer
15 mar
dreams wont come true if you dont trust you - rhea khemani
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
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Who built King
Arthur's Round
Table?
Sir Cumference
5,884 notes > gg
a-jedi-in-polis Follow Who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference 5,884 notes > gg
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
How You Can Tell-When
Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
How You Can Tell-When Mom Has Had A Bad Week.