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I will choose you, even when
you make me mad. My love for
you won't fade simply because we are angry.
know we will fight, we will be frustrated, we will be human. Still, will go to battle for you.
Still, I will choose you.
will choose you. And keep choosing you, every single day.
I will choose you, even when you make me mad. My love for you won't fade simply because we are angry. know we will fight, we will be frustrated, we will be human. Still, will go to battle for you. Still, I will choose you. will choose you. And keep choosing you, every single day.
This coffee is served with a cloud of "cotton candy", the coffee vapor rises to dissolve the
"cotton candy" and the cloud begins to rain
with sugar over the coffee. Coffee "mellow" in Shanghai China
This coffee is served with a cloud of "cotton candy", the coffee vapor rises to dissolve the "cotton candy" and the cloud begins to rain with sugar over the coffee. Coffee "mellow" in Shanghai China
Make big snow lumps.
Insert glow sticks for eyes.
Freak, the tweakers
adept4fiends adept4fiends
13 mar
Make big snow lumps. Insert glow sticks for eyes. Freak, the tweakers
MATURITY IS WHEN YOU DON'T
BROADCAST YOUR EMOTIONS EMOTH ON FACEBOOK FOR
DATLIV
MATURITY IS WHEN YOU DON'T BROADCAST YOUR EMOTIONS EMOTH ON FACEBOOK FOR DATLIV
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight
This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time.
I didn't get anything mixed up
Stay the fuck away from me
yipikayamofo yipikayamofo
20 mar
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time. I didn't get anything mixed up Stay the fuck away from me
when they respond to your text in .OOO2 seconds
when they respond to your text in .OOO2 seconds
You're a rare breed. They're not supposed to understand you.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
You're a rare breed. They're not supposed to understand you.
fun _fact
Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect
as the man left the widow's home.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
fun _fact Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect as the man left the widow's home.
kenzie
@kenzhadley
yesterday completed a chore that i've been putting off for 5 months. it took me
20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this
Sungery
kenzie @kenzhadley yesterday completed a chore that i've been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this Sungery
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
Jacob Shaw
@jakesaysyousuck
Why does Kid Rock look like Dr.
Phil dressed up as Kid Rock
Jacob Shaw @jakesaysyousuck Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
Did you fix that horrible noise?
Sure did, we removed the Cardi,
BCD and replaced au it with Led Zeppelin
70sguy 70sguy
25 mar
Did you fix that horrible noise? Sure did, we removed the Cardi, BCD and replaced au it with Led Zeppelin
40 People Missing After First Flat Earth
Surfing Championship
BQQBIES BQQBIES
29d
40 People Missing After First Flat Earth Surfing Championship
We all descend from a WOLF!
And our owner?
From a MONKEY.
How embarrassing!
godlesshumor godlesshumor
14 mar
We all descend from a WOLF! And our owner? From a MONKEY. How embarrassing!
Scars remind us that the past is real
Scars remind us that the past is real
When you put the youth group in charge of the Sunday morning service
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty
STILL REALITE'US
TreyPowers TreyPowers
25 jun
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty STILL REALITE'US
God says:
I created you with purpose and fora purpose. You are no accident.
I love you.
God says: I created you with purpose and fora purpose. You are no accident. I love you.
I finally got my shot.
And I didn't have to wait weeks for my second one!
Jdub72 Jdub72
18 mar
I finally got my shot. And I didn't have to wait weeks for my second one!
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Chonky... Cat... Cankles