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I would soend lives with uou,
I would soend lives with uou,
Name a book that made you cry
Algebra
potentWheaties potentWheaties
20 mar
Name a book that made you cry Algebra
The starting pay is $40,000
Later it can go up to $80,000
OK, I'll start later then
elvisiii9 elvisiii9
16 jun
The starting pay is $40,000 Later it can go up to $80,000 OK, I'll start later then
Her: At least invite me out to dinner
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry
Her: But I'm your wife
Him: I make no exceptions
@nothingsilly
Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions @nothingsilly
Ny
He's walking around angry because he can't find is lollipop.
Ny He's walking around angry because he can't find is lollipop.
MATURITY IS WHEN YOU DON'T
BROADCAST YOUR EMOTIONS EMOTH ON FACEBOOK FOR
DATLIV
MATURITY IS WHEN YOU DON'T BROADCAST YOUR EMOTIONS EMOTH ON FACEBOOK FOR DATLIV
This sheep escaped a farm and spent
6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool.
Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy.
This sheep escaped a farm and spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy.
II
WHEN ARE YoU GOING To STop
WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START PEALING NITA REALITY
II WHEN ARE YoU GOING To STop WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START PEALING NITA REALITY
OF THE TUNNEL A TRAIN
THE IGHT AT THEEND
OF THE TUNNEL A TRAIN THE IGHT AT THEEND
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS LITTLE OAIN LAST
THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS LITTLE OAIN LAST
Dear Monday,
Fuck you.
Sincerely, The
World.
Dear Monday, Fuck you. Sincerely, The World.
All of us right now
WHAT DAY IS IT?
A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
taniaye taniaye
6 feb
All of us right now WHAT DAY IS IT? A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
TRAN REAP HAD THREESCIE IGRT
JUST NEEDED 2 MORE PEOPLE"
Louie888 Louie888
10 mar
TRAN REAP HAD THREESCIE IGRT JUST NEEDED 2 MORE PEOPLE"
Behind almost every shitty meme isa person that tried to make you smile
(look at bottom left)
Behind almost every shitty meme isa person that tried to make you smile (look at bottom left)
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
9 mar
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
"your eves leak red you heen
i renliet "your eves lowk wiazedl you heen sating donnis'?
KristinLake KristinLake
4 mar
"your eves leak red you heen i renliet "your eves lowk wiazedl you heen sating donnis'?
You any
dangerous sports?
sometimes
disagree with my wife
JayODell JayODell
24d
You any dangerous sports? sometimes disagree with my wife
Here you go: two
Happy Mealg and a
Barely
Here you go: two Happy Mealg and a Barely
If you're ugly, but have pretty eyes, this is your time to shine.
If you're ugly, but have pretty eyes, this is your time to shine.