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Type of selfies she be sending when she wants you to come home
Michiganguy81
15 may
Type of selfies she be sending when she wants you to come home
When you find the milk carton at the grocery store that expires 1 day later than all the other milk cartons
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
15 mar
When you find the milk carton at the grocery store that expires 1 day later than all the other milk cartons
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco
Bell for lunch
JerryVanfleet
18 may
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco Bell for lunch
If I seen this I would
jump out a window what about yall!!!
WHAT DO YOU
LJpisces LJpisces
17 mar
If I seen this I would jump out a window what about yall!!! WHAT DO YOU
"There is nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts."
mintyDont mintyDont
16 mar
"There is nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts."
My new coworker
Me: I used to be like you, happy and full of live
My new coworker Me: I used to be like you, happy and full of live
Bill is on the internet.
Bill sees something that offends him.
Bill moves on.
Bill is smart.
Be like Bill.
Hawkblade
18 mar
Bill is on the internet. Bill sees something that offends him. Bill moves on. Bill is smart. Be like Bill.
When you know they lying to you ut you can't say anything cause of the way you found out
be like
When you know they lying to you ut you can't say anything cause of the way you found out be like
LOOKED SO DAMN EASY WHEN THE HORSE plp
LukeEller LukeEller
15 mar
LOOKED SO DAMN EASY WHEN THE HORSE plp
Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those "I really
overestimated how much can carry' moments.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
6 mar
Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those "I really overestimated how much can carry' moments.
'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash
furiousSEUT777 furiousSEUT777
24 mar
'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie
Net
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie Net
I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like
I've done 4 lines of coke, taken
30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like I've done 4 lines of coke, taken 30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.
Unknown
piscesgurl0305
18 mar
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Unknown
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash.
There is lot of trash in the sea.
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is lot of trash in the sea.
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be.
The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be.
These are well known facts.
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be. The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be. These are well known facts.
I might look calm but in my head
I have punched you in the face three times...
I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times...