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If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
@queens ovor_lo
with brains.
Mes
Best is
MemeCartel MemeCartel
18 mar
@queens ovor_lo with brains. Mes Best is
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't notice the mouse on the donut!
Siego129
16 apr
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't notice the mouse on the donut!
If your dog doesn't like someone
you probably shouldn't either
If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either
DID you KNOW?
MEXICO HAS S PLACE CALLED
"ZONE OF SILENCE" WHERE CLOCKS DON'T WORK RADIOS STOP FUNCTIONING AND COMPASS SPIN
VII CAITIV
DID you KNOW? MEXICO HAS S PLACE CALLED "ZONE OF SILENCE" WHERE CLOCKS DON'T WORK RADIOS STOP FUNCTIONING AND COMPASS SPIN VII CAITIV
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in
2 weeks"
Me:
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in 2 weeks" Me: - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Have you had your
, Coffee yei?
My iood bowlis pPinniy !
Have you had your , Coffee yei? My iood bowlis pPinniy !
Wuen PETTING cATS...
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE THEIR MURDER BUTTON
Wuen PETTING cATS... BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE THEIR MURDER BUTTON
Coffee, you're on the bench.
Alcohol, suit up.
up.
almaverick almaverick
28 nov 2020
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. up.
LOWE SARCASM
IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE..BUT WITH WORDS
LOWE SARCASM IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE..BUT WITH WORDS
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
HAT'S GONE IS GONE.
ONE OF LIFE'S ALWAYS LESSONS MO ING ON IS ALWAYS MO IN
mack10 mack10
27 jun
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. HAT'S GONE IS GONE. ONE OF LIFE'S ALWAYS LESSONS MO ING ON IS ALWAYS MO IN
cele
"Daddy: pnade Snis for you srvite and \ou "T wear tove and \ou wear \nat with pride -
NO. MATTER. Whot.
cele "Daddy: pnade Snis for you srvite and \ou "T wear tove and \ou wear \nat with pride - NO. MATTER. Whot.
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting
In Trouble For Doodling In Class
Gets A Job Decorating
Restaurant With His Drawinas.
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting In Trouble For Doodling In Class Gets A Job Decorating Restaurant With His Drawinas.
THIS IS A POLIGE CAR
IT tS BRIGHTLY COLORED AND MARKED SO IT CAN BE LOCATED BY CITIZENS IN NEED OF HELP
THIS IS A ROAD PIRATE
IT WELL HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC SO IT CAN EXTORT AS MUCH REVENUE FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE
robot4h3r robot4h3r
12 mar
THIS IS A POLIGE CAR IT tS BRIGHTLY COLORED AND MARKED SO IT CAN BE LOCATED BY CITIZENS IN NEED OF HELP THIS IS A ROAD PIRATE IT WELL HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC SO IT CAN EXTORT AS MUCH REVENUE FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE
When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...
Rewhit
because they say a good worker is hard to find!
When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide... Rewhit because they say a good worker is hard to find!
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
26 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
Men are never satisfied
gregglesty
8 mar
Men are never satisfied
When your best friend hijacks your first look...
BAILEY'S
<I CREAM FARM
SS
JennessNDrake JennessNDrake
17 mar
BAILEY'S <I CREAM FARM SS
le loved l chartod
le loved l chartod
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.