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IF WE'RE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MIDNIGHT SNACKS...
WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?
jerry1752 jerry1752
6 mar
IF WE'RE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MIDNIGHT SNACKS... WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?
Men don't have babies because
God saw the way they handle a cold and knew the species would never survive.
Men don't have babies because God saw the way they handle a cold and knew the species would never survive.
This Boy Decided To Take His
85-Year-Old Grandmother To Prom
Because She Was Never Asked To
Prom When She Was A
Teenager!
dynamic_groups_v8 dynamic_groups_v8
16 mar
This Boy Decided To Take His 85-Year-Old Grandmother To Prom Because She Was Never Asked To Prom When She Was A Teenager!
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
I'm David
Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos..
Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha
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engllist engllist
16 mar
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! I'm David Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos.. Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha Like Reply - Message
No one notices your
No one notices your
Sadness
No one notices your
But they all notices your
Mistakes
No one notices your No one notices your Sadness No one notices your But they all notices your Mistakes
Time for my sheriff dutyies
-ere.
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Time for my sheriff dutyies -ere.
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
Louie888 Louie888
26 apr
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
"if you have the courage
to make it through lonely night with nothing but
your self destructive thoughts
to keep you company,
darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
"if you have the courage to make it through lonely night with nothing but your self destructive thoughts to keep you company, darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
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Cuz you my only
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They say,
"Don't hang out with more than
10 people.
Shit, I don't even like 10 people.
They say, "Don't hang out with more than 10 people. Shit, I don't even like 10 people.
When someone says, "You suck."
Say: "Not for free."
The look on their face is priceless.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
When someone says, "You suck." Say: "Not for free." The look on their face is priceless.
"I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but need your help"
LoveThatSound
24 jun
"I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but need your help"
Bill is on the internet.
Bill sees something that offends him.
Bill moves on.
Bill is smart.
Be like Bill.
Hawkblade
18 mar
Bill is on the internet. Bill sees something that offends him. Bill moves on. Bill is smart. Be like Bill.
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO
THE GROCERY STORE
THEY LIED,
EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO THE GROCERY STORE THEY LIED, EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
WELL IT LOOKED EASY
WHEN THE DAMN HORSE DID IT
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
WELL IT LOOKED EASY WHEN THE DAMN HORSE DID IT
AND DINT wANT To FORGET Your Sounds
AND DINT wANT To FORGET Your Sounds
Vietnam Veterans Reunite 50
Years Later To Recreate Magical
Photograph.
Vietnam Veterans Reunite 50 Years Later To Recreate Magical Photograph.
Life Hack:
Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires.
Best $39.95 I ever spent.
Life Hack: Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires. Best $39.95 I ever spent.
THE oVEN'S THAT MEANS BeePinG, DEAR. DINNERS NoT
By Mesaway
THE oVEN'S THAT MEANS BeePinG, DEAR. DINNERS NoT By Mesaway
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean.
AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean. AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
Him: What are you doing?
Her: Taking bath.
me a picture!
TeeRob TeeRob
7 mar
Him: What are you doing? Her: Taking bath. me a picture!