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IF YEAST INFECTION HAD FACE...
IF YEAST INFECTION HAD FACE...
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
@queens ovor_lo
with brains.
Mes
Best is
MemeCartel MemeCartel
18 mar
@queens ovor_lo with brains. Mes Best is
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker
But I think she's bluffing.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker But I think she's bluffing.
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
the fuck
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
My reaction to pretty much everything these days the fuck
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids
Were dead.
BOOM
CHILDHOOD RUINED
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids Were dead. BOOM CHILDHOOD RUINED
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
JayODell JayODell
6d
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT."
-LAO TZu-
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT." -LAO TZu-
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
Dwayne Johnson's Family
Get Tested After Being
Unable To Smell What The
Rock Is Cooking
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
26 feb
Dwayne Johnson's Family Get Tested After Being Unable To Smell What The Rock Is Cooking
When you want a Golden Retriever but are only allowed to get a cat
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
When you want a Golden Retriever but are only allowed to get a cat
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to
Target. The female to male ratio is like
10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is like 10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
You cannot save everyone,
Some people are
going to destroy themselves
no matter how much
you try to help them.
Simple
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
You cannot save everyone, Some people are going to destroy themselves no matter how much you try to help them. Simple
Women get shamed for sex.
For liking sex. For not liking sex.
For having too much or too little sex.
For having kids. For not having kids.
For aborting cells that might turn into kids.
For having kids too young.
For having kids too old.
None For of us having are alike kids too old. LET US
neither are our preferences. BE
-UNKNOWN I I'TheMindsJournal
Women get shamed for sex. For liking sex. For not liking sex. For having too much or too little sex. For having kids. For not having kids. For aborting cells that might turn into kids. For having kids too young. For having kids too old. None For of us having are alike kids too old. LET US neither are our preferences. BE -UNKNOWN I I'TheMindsJournal
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
Did you know?
You can survive without eating for
weeks, but you will only live
11 days without sleeping.
Gi
Did you know? You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. Gi
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI
WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
12 may
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not
/ speaking to each now.
other right now.
\Visit Jim Hunt at
I don't avoid housework.
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not / speaking to each now. other right now. \Visit Jim Hunt at I don't avoid housework.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
My dog went to give me his paw ut then said "sike"... My dog just did the ultimate psych out
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING
OF REALIZING THERE'S NO
VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING OF REALIZING THERE'S NO VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
My toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break.
My toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break.