Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes.
So, you fly around doing it for them...
Then you hit the ground, but you don't die.
You get up and cook dinner.
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.