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If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are ay
If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are ay
As soon as she hears Mom's name she acts innocent...
Don't ever
tet your ears
\ hear what
your eyes didn't see,
don't
your
'outh'say what
your heart doesn't feel.
WOLVERINE
10 mar
Don't ever tet your ears \ hear what your eyes didn't see, don't your 'outh'say what your heart doesn't feel.
The music fits this perfectly When you cross the line
They said it was like a mansion on wish.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
6 mar
They said it was like a mansion on wish.
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
PM MAD ABOUT SOMETHING \
NEVER
RESEARCHED!
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
PM MAD ABOUT SOMETHING \ NEVER RESEARCHED!
Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either:
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Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either: inny Quotes Collections for Free :
The only thing I'm committed to right now
is bettering myself.
The only thing I'm committed to right now is bettering myself.
Morning
Just thought
"you could use a
today! the perfect way to start
your day.
Morning Just thought "you could use a today! the perfect way to start your day.
Tm a popular loner.
know a lot of people and a lot of people know me
but my circle is small
and I'm usually by myself.
mack10 mack10
28d
Tm a popular loner. know a lot of people and a lot of people know me but my circle is small and I'm usually by myself.
Meet my family.
They're...rocks..
POUCE
Meet my family. They're...rocks.. POUCE
What can
we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
What can we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
PRO TIP:
To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
PRO TIP: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS FRIEND THAT ANNDYS YOU
DON'T TELL HER TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HER. JUST CASUALLY MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS
SAMOAN1229 SAMOAN1229
9 mar
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS FRIEND THAT ANNDYS YOU DON'T TELL HER TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HER. JUST CASUALLY MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS
HILL
IMMUNITY,
ATTENTION THIEVES PLEASE CARRY ID
SO WE CAN NOTIFY YOUR NEXT OF KIN
HILL IMMUNITY, ATTENTION THIEVES PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY YOUR NEXT OF KIN
A Russian went for an eye check up.
The Doctor showed the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin.
) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can
someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it
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ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
6 mar
A Russian went for an eye check up. The Doctor showed the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin. ) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it Like Reply
When I was 11, a house fire badly injured my mother. I dreamed that one day I would play a role in the reconstruction of burn pts. 16 yrs later, will be training as a plastic & recons.
surgeon in the hospitals that saved her life, at my #1 program
@HarvardPlastics #MatchDay2021
PM - Twitter for iPhone
When I was 11, a house fire badly injured my mother. I dreamed that one day I would play a role in the reconstruction of burn pts. 16 yrs later, will be training as a plastic & recons. surgeon in the hospitals that saved her life, at my #1 program @HarvardPlastics #MatchDay2021 PM - Twitter for iPhone
DRAWA PENIs DIDN'T DRAW
ON MY FACE WHILE WAS TRACED
ASLEEP!
lberg32819 lberg32819
10 mar
DRAWA PENIs DIDN'T DRAW ON MY FACE WHILE WAS TRACED ASLEEP!
CALM DOWN MAN!
JUST COUNTING THEM
CALM DOWN MAN! JUST COUNTING THEM