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IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE
a. AQUICKIE EVERY DAY b. GOOD SEX TWICE A WEEK
c. AMAZING SEX ONCE A WEEK
IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE a. AQUICKIE EVERY DAY b. GOOD SEX TWICE A WEEK c. AMAZING SEX ONCE A WEEK
@24HQURSUCCESS
Keep your bank balance and love life private
@24HQURSUCCESS Keep your bank balance and love life private
You can be a night owl
AND an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough.
fuckologyofficial
You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough. fuckologyofficial
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
CONFIDENCE IS NOT-
"THEY WILL LIKE ME"
CONFIDENCE IS:
"ILL BE FINE IF THEY DON'T"
AGE OF ATTITUDE
JennyGoff
8 mar
CONFIDENCE IS NOT- "THEY WILL LIKE ME" CONFIDENCE IS: "ILL BE FINE IF THEY DON'T" AGE OF ATTITUDE
Mr. Rogers was so prepared that he even prepared children for his death. When he died, his website posted a link to help children understand what happened. The post read, "Remember that
feelings are natural and normal, and that happy
times and sad times are part of everyone's life."
Mr. Rogers was so prepared that he even prepared children for his death. When he died, his website posted a link to help children understand what happened. The post read, "Remember that feelings are natural and normal, and that happy times and sad times are part of everyone's life."
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
I pray that God will bless you exceedingly and abundantly.
AMEN!
Roskown Capelonal
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I pray that God will bless you exceedingly and abundantly. AMEN! Roskown Capelonal
YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR SARCASM IS SO PERFECT
THEY SERINUS
YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR SARCASM IS SO PERFECT THEY SERINUS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS
\it
A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
pucknut9 pucknut9
4 apr
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS \it A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS
THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
Reddog999 Reddog999
3 jun
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the
Amber Alert:
diablo1 diablo1
16 apr
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the Amber Alert:
THIS LITTLE BOY TOLD HIS FATHER THAT HE PIERCED HIS EAR TO MAKE HIM LOOK OLDER.
AND GIGGLES
LOOK WHAT HIS DAD DID.
WOLVERINE
16 jun
THIS LITTLE BOY TOLD HIS FATHER THAT HE PIERCED HIS EAR TO MAKE HIM LOOK OLDER. AND GIGGLES LOOK WHAT HIS DAD DID.
VAPING IS WEIRD. YOU WALK PAST A BUNCH OF HARD ASSES OUTSIDE A BAR AND THEY ALL SMELL LIKE FUCKING STRAWBERRY MUFFINS.
VAPING IS WEIRD. YOU WALK PAST A BUNCH OF HARD ASSES OUTSIDE A BAR AND THEY ALL SMELL LIKE FUCKING STRAWBERRY MUFFINS.
GROWING UP SURVIVE
THE SUMMER BEAT IWITEOUT THUECEL
tightNostalgia tightNostalgia
17 mar
GROWING UP SURVIVE THE SUMMER BEAT IWITEOUT THUECEL
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room
Son: dad please it's not mine..
Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
6 mar
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room Son: dad please it's not mine.. Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
About 2% of the population are considered
"sleepless elite" which means they are night owls and early birds simultaneously.
About 2% of the population are considered "sleepless elite" which means they are night owls and early birds simultaneously.
One of my biggest faults
is that when I ask someone their name,
I forget to listen to what their name ts.
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name ts.
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.