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IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again
Direct Action Bronson
@smarxist_
get in loser, it's nap time
Direct Action Bronson @smarxist_ get in loser, it's nap time
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
krista81179 krista81179
11 mar
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
This is Josephine Myrtle Corbin. She was born with 2 pairs of legs.
QuergNew
am asking myself the same question right now...
Metz843 Metz843
23 mar
This is Josephine Myrtle Corbin. She was born with 2 pairs of legs. QuergNew am asking myself the same question right now...
DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD A BETTER CHILDHOOD WITHOUT CELL PHONES, FACEBOOK AND TABLETS THAT ALL THESE TEENS HAVE TODAY?
back_grew back_grew
20 mar
DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD A BETTER CHILDHOOD WITHOUT CELL PHONES, FACEBOOK AND TABLETS THAT ALL THESE TEENS HAVE TODAY?
When you lose your mom at target
When you lose your mom at target
Her: can you call me cab?
Bartender: you're a cab
Her: can you call me cab? Bartender: you're a cab
Husband: What's for dinner?
Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts.
Husband: Really?
Me: No, tequila's in the
freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
Husband: What's for dinner? Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts. Husband: Really? Me: No, tequila's in the freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CRAZY ABOUT SOMEBODY 'BACK IN THE DAY', ONLY TO SEE THEM NOW AND THINK "GLAD MISSED THAT SHIP"?
sadmanshedpage sadmanshedpage
10 mar
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CRAZY ABOUT SOMEBODY 'BACK IN THE DAY', ONLY TO SEE THEM NOW AND THINK "GLAD MISSED THAT SHIP"?
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
Sunshine68 Sunshine68
18 mar
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
If the person who named
Walkie Talkies named everything
Stamps - Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators - Hearty Starty
Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby
Bra - Breastie Nestie
Fork - Stabby Grabby
Socks - Feetie Heatie
Hippo - Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything Stamps - Lickie Stickie Defibrillators - Hearty Starty Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby Bra - Breastie Nestie Fork - Stabby Grabby Socks - Feetie Heatie Hippo - Floatie Bloatie Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
She got a nerve to tell me
"My eye's are up here."
70sguy 70sguy
6 apr
She got a nerve to tell me "My eye's are up here."
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak?
of Thrones
To be honest, I was
drunk for most of it.
pr1vateGroups pr1vateGroups
11 mar
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak? of Thrones To be honest, I was drunk for most of it.
staid_memezar staid_memezar
18 mar
The way he slapped her at the end sLeast Favorite Words
Hence proved size doesn't matter.
it's all about service
Adu'tgasm
mahimul mahimul
18 mar
Hence proved size doesn't matter. it's all about service Adu'tgasm
I sure hope gas prices don't get too high...
Gas prices:
crazychic crazychic
7 mar
I sure hope gas prices don't get too high... Gas prices:
Getting older really sneaks up on you.
My grandson asked me why I had such small
Tupperware containers.
Getting older really sneaks up on you. My grandson asked me why I had such small Tupperware containers.
VOUIKNOW U ABOUT'TO
GET SOME GOOD HEAD
WHEN SHE PUT HER HAIR IN A PONYTAIL
garbanzo
24 mar
VOUIKNOW U ABOUT'TO GET SOME GOOD HEAD WHEN SHE PUT HER HAIR IN A PONYTAIL
on @
Good luck with your studies!
on @ Good luck with your studies!