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If you remember this, your childhood was awesome
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome
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11,00 aM 6 STOR
TRYING TO HURT ME BY BRINGING UP MY PAST IS LIKE TRYING TO ROB MY OLD HOUSE. I DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
Marino Marino
7 mar
:00 AM 11,00 aM 6 STOR TRYING TO HURT ME BY BRINGING UP MY PAST IS LIKE TRYING TO ROB MY OLD HOUSE. I DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
the timeline could use little hedgehog camping right about now
TA
the timeline could use little hedgehog camping right about now TA
When you're driving behind a truck like this and you have a Final
Destination 2 flashback so you're driving like
When you're driving behind a truck like this and you have a Final Destination 2 flashback so you're driving like
*when finally get in bed to get some rest*
the neighbor's dog :
@white boy on an sdventure
One two, Woof woor"
*when finally get in bed to get some rest* the neighbor's dog : @white boy on an sdventure One two, Woof woor"
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP.
AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
FelixDulingEl
20 jun
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP. AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
Somedays you feel like you're surrounded by idiots.
Other days you realize it's not just somedays.
Somedays you feel like you're surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it's not just somedays.
MOVE IN SILENCE ONLY SPEAK
WHEN IT'S TIME TO SAY CHECKMATE,
demonFOFakers demonFOFakers
17 mar
MOVE IN SILENCE ONLY SPEAK WHEN IT'S TIME TO SAY CHECKMATE,
WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY BITE YOUR TONGUE
EOE1966 EOE1966
9 apr
WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY BITE YOUR TONGUE
When life is falling apart but you're totally used to it now.
When life is falling apart but you're totally used to it now.
"look who's coming"
Me:
"look who's coming" Me:
NOTICE +
\F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO
NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs
FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED
(LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW.
You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED.
WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC,
\eNock.
ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
NOTICE + \F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED (LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW. You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED. WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC, \eNock. ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK
AN YAW STILY SET ING
coldMustangHumor coldMustangHumor
17 may
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK AN YAW STILY SET ING
lam who lam.
Your approval is isn't needed! ~
{ ey W,'
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
lam who lam. Your approval is isn't needed! ~ { ey W,'
When I was 11, a house fire badly injured my mother. I dreamed that one day I would play a role in the reconstruction of burn pts. 16 yrs later, will be training as a plastic & recons.
surgeon in the hospitals that saved her life, at my #1 program
@HarvardPlastics #MatchDay2021
PM - Twitter for iPhone
When I was 11, a house fire badly injured my mother. I dreamed that one day I would play a role in the reconstruction of burn pts. 16 yrs later, will be training as a plastic & recons. surgeon in the hospitals that saved her life, at my #1 program @HarvardPlastics #MatchDay2021 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Somebody's gonna catch your vibe
and love it, be patient.
Somebody's gonna catch your vibe and love it, be patient.
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
How to fold a fitted sheet.
CharElliott CharElliott
6 mar
How to fold a fitted sheet.
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
LukeEller LukeEller
18 mar
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
Best selfie ever
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Best selfie ever