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iF YOURE GONMA BE SMARTASS, FIRST PAEE SURE YOU'RE SMART.
OTHERWISE, Crazy Worl
JUST AN ASS.
GordonRoss13 GordonRoss13
8 jun
iF YOURE GONMA BE SMARTASS, FIRST PAEE SURE YOU'RE SMART. OTHERWISE, Crazy Worl JUST AN ASS.
Me trying to get into my car because some asshole parked too close to me
Me trying to get into my car because some asshole parked too close to me
The cooks at McDonald's
assembling the burgers:
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The cooks at McDonald's assembling the burgers:
Apparently identity thieves are better at guessing my own passwords than I am.
Apparently identity thieves are better at guessing my own passwords than I am.
PWV UILD BsAR APPLICETIGN
FOR THE K-S UNIT PLEASE.
Xyxz52 Xyxz52
16d
PWV UILD BsAR APPLICETIGN FOR THE K-S UNIT PLEASE.
Him: suck my dick
Her: im allergic to shrimp
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Him: suck my dick Her: im allergic to shrimp
Best plumber advertising ever
Best plumber advertising ever
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left
it up for you? Know. Your. Worth.
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? Know. Your. Worth.
I'm this old
I'm this old
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
THIS IS A POLIGE CAR
IT tS BRIGHTLY COLORED AND MARKED SO IT CAN BE LOCATED BY CITIZENS IN NEED OF HELP
THIS IS A ROAD PIRATE
IT WELL HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC SO IT CAN EXTORT AS MUCH REVENUE FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE
robot4h3r robot4h3r
12 mar
THIS IS A POLIGE CAR IT tS BRIGHTLY COLORED AND MARKED SO IT CAN BE LOCATED BY CITIZENS IN NEED OF HELP THIS IS A ROAD PIRATE IT WELL HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC SO IT CAN EXTORT AS MUCH REVENUE FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm
Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty,
Prrr, Prrr, Prrr
shady_groups shady_groups
11 mar
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty, Prrr, Prrr, Prrr
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
CrashDavis CrashDavis
13 mar
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Growing up is difficult
Growing up is difficult
feel and hear in the world..
feel and hear in the world..
IcE
@REALBURTIIS
count your fucking days petsmart
IcE @REALBURTIIS count your fucking days petsmart
hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but see the wrong in yours.
JennyGoff
11 mar
hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but see the wrong in yours.
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
JayODell JayODell
6d
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO