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The reason why use
Android is cause
Adam and Eve had an
Apple... and fucked everything up.
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ii The reason why use Android is cause Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked everything up. 3.3k 21 Share NatureWise Oral Health Chewable
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than
fleetingwize fleetingwize
12 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than
have you ever looked at
someone and thought...
That person needs some slap therapy.
Willow37 Willow37
14 mar
have you ever looked at someone and thought... That person needs some slap therapy.
Did you fix that horrible pose?
= Sure did, we removed the Cardi,
B-CD and replaced itwith Led Zeppelib
MitaNguyen MitaNguyen
19d
Did you fix that horrible pose? = Sure did, we removed the Cardi, B-CD and replaced itwith Led Zeppelib
Tupperware after you
put spaghetti in it
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
MEANS YOU HAVE ENTIRELY,
HANNS
MEANS YOU HAVE ENTIRELY, HANNS
Puppy born with a mustache
a little older now, still rocking the stache
GL34 GL34
25 jun
Puppy born with a mustache a little older now, still rocking the stache
\ NOSE NOT
WEAR
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
17 feb
\ NOSE NOT WEAR
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
blindNflmemes blindNflmemes
12 mar
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
boutta catch me a of
Put something about astrology under
ala
boutta catch me a of Put something about astrology under ala
-control is strength. Right thought is mastery.
Calmness iS power."
~James Allen
@positivemindsetdaily
PMD
-control is strength. Right thought is mastery. Calmness iS power." ~James Allen @positivemindsetdaily PMD
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
ts an emotional support dog supposed to look at you like this? Asking for a friend.
RussellBurnell RussellBurnell
21 jun
ts an emotional support dog supposed to look at you like this? Asking for a friend.
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a
Lifetime transiating your soul.
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a Lifetime transiating your soul.
aN
WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK.
SS
aN WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. SS
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark Twain
What in the world?! Made you look!
jokegroupbyWTlist jokegroupbyWTlist
15 mar
What in the world?! Made you look!
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
moistYutSarnt moistYutSarnt
10 mar
WHEN THE COMMAND HEARS YOU ARE GETTING OUT...
When I was a kid...
no wait, still do that.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
When I was a kid... no wait, still do that.