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In the movie Full Metal Jacket, the actor that played Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
(R. Lee Ermey) came up with 150 pages of insults on his own. Also, the actor that initially was playing the role couldn't yell more than
30 minutes, but when Ermey stepped in and took over, his energy never let up.
In the movie Full Metal Jacket, the actor that played Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) came up with 150 pages of insults on his own. Also, the actor that initially was playing the role couldn't yell more than 30 minutes, but when Ermey stepped in and took over, his energy never let up.
happy_memezar happy_memezar
13 mar
This kid's_sound effects! are so accurate
Extended
Auto Warranty
Telemarketers
MemeCartel MemeCartel
28 feb
Extended Auto Warranty Telemarketers
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
pureritzpage2 pureritzpage2
18 mar
This is only funny because they aren't my kids and this isn't my house
iHowjmuchhyoulthink:
How much) actually, love you:
iHowjmuchhyoulthink: How much) actually, love you:
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no.
Your job isn't to be liked.
Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no. Your job isn't to be liked. Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
don't always say
"thats what she said"
But when I do, she did.
don't always say "thats what she said" But when I do, she did.
Make big snow lumps.
Insert glow sticks for eyes.
Freak, the tweakers
adept4fiends adept4fiends
13 mar
Make big snow lumps. Insert glow sticks for eyes. Freak, the tweakers
KEN
GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
pucknut9 pucknut9
22 mar
KEN GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Ever realize that humans cut
down bird's houses to make birdhouses?
How high are you?
Ever realize that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses? How high are you?
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
STAY TOGETHER OR You'LL END
UP _AS TOILET PAPER
STAY TOGETHER OR You'LL END UP _AS TOILET PAPER
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN
NEITHER ONE WORKS
calvinbham calvinbham
13d
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN NEITHER ONE WORKS
Their adoptive father is taking to his role very well... Sunnie and his 'adopted
lovesatake on ig
@lovesminded
Imagine me and you, having our little
place going on simple dates, watching movies and cuddling
lovesatake on ig @lovesminded Imagine me and you, having our little place going on simple dates, watching movies and cuddling
To prove he was home
'would like to present my client! client's internet search historyyfrom thatfeve evening. ih.
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svelteMalarkeypage svelteMalarkeypage
10 dec 2020
To prove he was home 'would like to present my client! client's internet search historyyfrom thatfeve evening. ih. PAl path ar
No one:
Every killer's mom ever:
*My boy is the
in the whale wtde world
No one: Every killer's mom ever: *My boy is the in the whale wtde world
While the world drives you crazy there is someone waiting impatiently to heal you
and you happy
While the world drives you crazy there is someone waiting impatiently to heal you and you happy
THAT, BLANK LOOK
WHEN YOU FORGET WHY YOU WALKED INTO ROOM.
THAT, BLANK LOOK WHEN YOU FORGET WHY YOU WALKED INTO ROOM.