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SHORT LADIE!!!!!
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY........
INSEARCHOFA SHORT LADIE!!!!! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY........
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
I pray that God will bless you exceedingly and abundantly.
AMEN!
Roskown Capelonal
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I pray that God will bless you exceedingly and abundantly. AMEN! Roskown Capelonal
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
Her: Grow up! You can't believe everything you see online.
Him: I don't need this. There are hot local singles in my area dying to meet me.
gregglesty
9 mar
Her: Grow up! You can't believe everything you see online. Him: I don't need this. There are hot local singles in my area dying to meet me.
HE CALLED
ME
AB
[CALLED
HIM
AN AMBULANCE.
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
HE CALLED ME AB [CALLED HIM AN AMBULANCE.
everyone's falling in love and I'm just like
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
everyone's falling in love and I'm just like
WE SPLIT WAYS HERE...
WE SPLIT WAYS HERE...
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of
Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar
Machine for $29.30
palmbeachpost 19022 2/
PICKPOCKET -5
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar Machine for $29.30 palmbeachpost 19022 2/ PICKPOCKET -5
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
70sguy 70sguy
26d
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION
JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE
"HERE KITTY KITTY"
crazychic crazychic
18 mar
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE "HERE KITTY KITTY"
When your wife just randomly, gets issued the perfect plates
MSElliott35
30 apr
When your wife just randomly, gets issued the perfect plates
Disinfect your balls
With disinfecting wipe
Before playing with them
Stay Safe
Probably a good idea to disinfect them after you play with them as well.
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
Disinfect your balls With disinfecting wipe Before playing with them Stay Safe Probably a good idea to disinfect them after you play with them as well.
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT.
REMEMBER THAT.
ClayClark
10 mar
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT. REMEMBER THAT.
Drove past this plumber today with this decal painted on his truck
JoeGlen
21 jun
Drove past this plumber today with this decal painted on his truck
THAT NOMENT YOU REALIZE YOU SENT THE MESSAGE TO THE HRONG PERSON,
ar" Ww
D4GT10 D4GT10
11 mar
THAT NOMENT YOU REALIZE YOU SENT THE MESSAGE TO THE HRONG PERSON, ar" Ww
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
DocKilgore DocKilgore
14 may
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.