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I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
insta. single instasingle @insta_single I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
my dog ran away with my phone and found this
Best selfie ever
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Best selfie ever
When you're thinking about having that third donut
Gargoyle Gargoyle
19 mar
When you're thinking about having that third donut
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
11 mar
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
There are 2 types of people in this world
"OMG I need got this' to fill up!"
JennyGoff
13 mar
There are 2 types of people in this world "OMG I need got this' to fill up!"
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
AriesL AriesL
7 may
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
enrr we
KNOWIITS CHEESY
BUT FEEL GRATE
enrr we KNOWIITS CHEESY BUT FEEL GRATE
In 1977, a Chinese woman with no
medical degree anonymously found malaria cure. 38 years later, she was awarded the Nobel prize for medicine.
LG
In 1977, a Chinese woman with no medical degree anonymously found malaria cure. 38 years later, she was awarded the Nobel prize for medicine. LG
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
How will look once I finish burying my inner demons
minimal_fend minimal_fend
20 apr
How will look once I finish burying my inner demons
This is me pretending to be on my phone so no one talks to me
This is me pretending to be on my phone so no one talks to me
It might be called social media but all I do is share memes and ignore people
It might be called social media but all I do is share memes and ignore people
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
I'D RATHER LIVE ON A FARM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THAN
A BIG HOUSE IN THE GITY
TAN
I'D RATHER LIVE ON A FARM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THAN A BIG HOUSE IN THE GITY TAN
nothing scares me more than someone loving me one day and deciding they don't want me the next. nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again
nothing scares me more than someone loving me one day and deciding they don't want me the next. nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD)
TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD) TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
"THOSE'SHORTS ARE TIGHT AND WAY TOO SHORT
SAID NO MAN EVER!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
"THOSE'SHORTS ARE TIGHT AND WAY TOO SHORT SAID NO MAN EVER!
MAMA fighter Justin Wren left the octagon and for the past
5 years has been fighting slavery and oppression in Africa.
wren has helped dig wells for clean water, grow & harvest food, and buy back land that was taken from the Pygmy
people. He's also working to replant trees in the areas deforested by companies seeking to exploit minerals there.
He stopped fighting people to start fighting for the people.
A true hero, indeed.
MAMA fighter Justin Wren left the octagon and for the past 5 years has been fighting slavery and oppression in Africa. wren has helped dig wells for clean water, grow & harvest food, and buy back land that was taken from the Pygmy people. He's also working to replant trees in the areas deforested by companies seeking to exploit minerals there. He stopped fighting people to start fighting for the people. A true hero, indeed.
When no one is looking
SO you have time to set your dick just right
When no one is looking SO you have time to set your dick just right