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INTERESTING CONFUSIONS
1.Can you cry under water?
2.Do fishes ever get thirsty?
Why don't birds fall off trees
when they sleep?
Why's is it called building
when it is already built?
When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?
6.If money doesn't grow on trees,
why do banks have branches?
Why does round pizza come
in square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its
battle?
Crazy world isn't it?
INTERESTING CONFUSIONS 1.Can you cry under water? 2.Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why's is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? 6.If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its battle? Crazy world isn't it?
To ALL Who Protect
And Serve...
We Sincerely
Thank And
Salute You.
To ALL Who Protect And Serve... We Sincerely Thank And Salute You.
When a woman says
all"
First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
18 jun
When a woman says all" First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was
id
be
ats
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was id be ats
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
11 mar
He is not human
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
PhilBryant PhilBryant
10 may
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
11 mar
FIRST RULE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS, ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN VEHICLE SO YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU WANT.
Girl takes grandfather to prom that never got to go
Girl takes grandfather to prom that never got to go
My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name.
played outside, not online... and if I didn't eat what
Mom cooked, I didn't eat. Anyone else raised like this?
dayssupreme dayssupreme
11 mar
My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name. played outside, not online... and if I didn't eat what Mom cooked, I didn't eat. Anyone else raised like this?
Mom: "Leave the damn sign in the kitchen where it belongs!"
Dad:
exactdaily exactdaily
17 mar
Mom: "Leave the damn sign in the kitchen where it belongs!" Dad:
Is that popcorn I smell?
Those liars said it was yaad iraall
Is that popcorn I smell? Those liars said it was yaad iraall
qrew up eating Cracker
Jacks out of the box?
nakedgrew90s nakedgrew90s
11 mar
qrew up eating Cracker Jacks out of the box?
THE WIFE JUST.
CALLED ME SEX MACHINE
HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE
'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL.
BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
THE WIFE JUST. CALLED ME SEX MACHINE HER ACTUAL WORDS WERE 'YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL. BUT KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE
ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
That feeling when you don't even know what the
fuck you're feeling
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
That feeling when you don't even know what the fuck you're feeling
HE CALLED
ME
AB
[CALLED
HIM
AN AMBULANCE.
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
HE CALLED ME AB [CALLED HIM AN AMBULANCE.
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
gsto gsto
9 mar
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
We alllave fiiai
ama trignri_
ar ne
We alllave fiiai ama trignri_ ar ne
People swear they're fighting demons when the whole time they're fighting
the consequences
of their choices.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
16 mar
People swear they're fighting demons when the whole time they're fighting the consequences of their choices.
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
Sent my husband to the store &
then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Sent my husband to the store & then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
sofla
i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
sofla i like it when cats do this with their face idk why