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ISN'T WHO'S WITH YOU AT YOUR CELEBRATION...
IS WHO'S STANDING NEXT YOU AT ROCK BOTTOM
Aims Aims
15d
ISN'T WHO'S WITH YOU AT YOUR CELEBRATION... IS WHO'S STANDING NEXT YOU AT ROCK BOTTOM
WHEN GET DISRESPECTED, I
DISRESPECTFUL
WHEN GET DISRESPECTED, I DISRESPECTFUL
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?"
I'm not gonna say anything
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?" I'm not gonna say anything
THIS NEW GENERATION DON'T WANT TO WORK
YOU CAN GIVE THEM A JOB LAYING DOWN AND THEY'LL STAND UP TO QUIT
THIS NEW GENERATION DON'T WANT TO WORK YOU CAN GIVE THEM A JOB LAYING DOWN AND THEY'LL STAND UP TO QUIT
aS many warning we labels on things. People weren't so freaking stupid.
dontknowdontcare dontknowdontcare
10 mar
aS many warning we labels on things. People weren't so freaking stupid.
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION
JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE
"HERE KITTY KITTY"
crazychic crazychic
18 mar
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE "HERE KITTY KITTY"
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
surrealGroups2 surrealGroups2
3 may
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
Life
yr
Life Is Like A Book. Some
Chapters Are Sad, Some
Are Happy And Some Are
Exciting. But If You Never
Turn The Page, You Will
Never Know What Next
Chapter Has In Store For
You.
Izuudon
Life yr Life Is Like A Book. Some Chapters Are Sad, Some Are Happy And Some Are Exciting. But If You Never Turn The Page, You Will Never Know What Next Chapter Has In Store For You. Izuudon
NEMO HITCHING A RIDE
JoieMonfort JoieMonfort
18 mar
NEMO HITCHING A RIDE
MOTHERHOOD:
UPDATING YOUR KIDS WARDROBE EVERY 3
MONTHS, WHILE YOU WEAR CLOTHES YOU'VE HAD FROM 2014.
MOTHERHOOD: UPDATING YOUR KIDS WARDROBE EVERY 3 MONTHS, WHILE YOU WEAR CLOTHES YOU'VE HAD FROM 2014.
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
KEN
GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
pucknut9 pucknut9
22 mar
KEN GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT
PUT
320solutions 320solutions
11 mar
YOURS IS THEONLY MEAT PUT
My man Donald Trump knows how to build a wall
My man Donald Trump knows how to build a wall
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
'no balcony no prob
'no balcony no prob
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CRAZY ABOUT SOMEBODY 'BACK IN THE DAY', ONLY TO SEE THEM NOW AND THINK "GLAD MISSED THAT SHIP"?
sadmanshedpage sadmanshedpage
10 mar
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CRAZY ABOUT SOMEBODY 'BACK IN THE DAY', ONLY TO SEE THEM NOW AND THINK "GLAD MISSED THAT SHIP"?
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had
2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
boorish_groups boorish_groups
16 mar
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
Yes the best view
When you're in the right place at the right time
Louie888 Louie888
6 mar
Yes the best view When you're in the right place at the right time