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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.
Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... andi laughed... looks like he put me in my
Touehe
Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... andi laughed... looks like he put me in my Touehe
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME.
SO, IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF,
CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
Sadiegurl Sadiegurl
10 mar
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME. SO, IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
Hun,
where
casino,
Hun, where casino,
Me wishing my life would get back on track
Chimera Chimera
24 jun
Me wishing my life would get back on track
Hence proved size doesn't matter.
it's all about service
Adu'tgasm
mahimul mahimul
18 mar
Hence proved size doesn't matter. it's all about service Adu'tgasm
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
70sguy 70sguy
29d
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
Parent lip:
Never, I mean NEVER
make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
Parent lip: Never, I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
RAVE NO IDEA
mealy_animal mealy_animal
12 mar
RAVE NO IDEA
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business.
Mindful Soul
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business. Mindful Soul
DOES ANYONE ELSE WISH THE MANUFACTURERS WOULD WRITE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER INA BIGGER FONT SO WE CAN READ INIT IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT OUR SPECS
DOES ANYONE ELSE WISH THE MANUFACTURERS WOULD WRITE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER INA BIGGER FONT SO WE CAN READ INIT IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT OUR SPECS
why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
dregone dregone
16 mar
why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
And what's my tip
Change your cologne and hairstyle
And what's my tip Change your cologne and hairstyle
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left
it up for you? Know. Your. Worth.
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? Know. Your. Worth.
I Ifyou are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking.
I Ifyou are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking.
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
When Kong vs Godzilla goes under changes to please the
Cancel Culture generation
When Kong vs Godzilla goes under changes to please the Cancel Culture generation
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
WHEN PEOPLE ASK
HOW LIFE IS GOING
WHEN PEOPLE ASK HOW LIFE IS GOING
SEE THAT DOWN THERE?
NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
JayODell JayODell
15d
SEE THAT DOWN THERE? NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
@dabinoms
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem @dabinoms