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IT'S ME SO WHEN
ARE YOU GOING TO
_OR
THE CAT! MOVE OUT:
YOU CHOSE
THE RIGHT PUSSY
IT'S ME SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO _OR THE CAT! MOVE OUT: YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT PUSSY
if
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR SEATREIT
don94919 don94919
7 may
if YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR SEATREIT
My Dad tried to impress my Mom by driving the car th throu Flock of birds like doin the movies. They diant Fly away and he led them.
She was horrified.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
My Dad tried to impress my Mom by driving the car th throu Flock of birds like doin the movies. They diant Fly away and he led them. She was horrified.
The word queue is ironic.
It's just a'q' with bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
ff
The word queue is ironic. It's just a'q' with bunch of silent letters waiting in a line. ff
"if you have the courage
to make it through lonely night with nothing but
your self destructive thoughts
to keep you company,
darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
"if you have the courage to make it through lonely night with nothing but your self destructive thoughts to keep you company, darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
Reasons to fuck with older women
@ They can actually cook
@ They dont want more kids
@ They dont play games
@ They love sex
@ They not always in the streets
@ They always want to feed you
@ They like to travel
@ They dont do drama
@ They have their own money
@ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Reasons to fuck with older women @ They can actually cook @ They dont want more kids @ They dont play games @ They love sex @ They not always in the streets @ They always want to feed you @ They like to travel @ They dont do drama @ They have their own money @ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
MY BIGGEST FEAR IS
WHEN MISTREATING MY CHILD WHEN NOT ARQUND
mommysupreme mommysupreme
10 mar
MY BIGGEST FEAR IS WHEN MISTREATING MY CHILD WHEN NOT ARQUND
I'm feeling generous today. I don't uSually
give a fuck. But today
fuck you
fuck
is your lucky day. So, please feel free to take one.
UCk you ) fuck you
FUCK you fuck you fuck you ) fuck you fuck you
JennyGoff
12 mar
I'm feeling generous today. I don't uSually give a fuck. But today fuck you fuck is your lucky day. So, please feel free to take one. UCk you ) fuck you FUCK you fuck you fuck you ) fuck you fuck you
UberFacts
@UberFacts
Back in the 16th century, French astrologer
Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021.
The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case.
Gberfacts
UberFacts @UberFacts Back in the 16th century, French astrologer Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021. The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case. Gberfacts
A New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere.
He then decided to buy two lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.
lilfactsweird lilfactsweird
19 mar
A New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere. He then decided to buy two lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE
INTO A FROG
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE INTO A FROG
Wait for it...
Them: don't come back here with that bullshit Me coming back with that bullshii:
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
diablo1 diablo1
6 mar
Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
you
us what?
can er for some Dismeyt+
EdwardSmith EdwardSmith
12 mar
you us what? can er for some Dismeyt+
laughed so hard! I had to stop walking in the parking lot
laughed so hard! I had to stop walking in the parking lot
trustyGroups trustyGroups
16 mar
twosongssanctuary We to off him the time
People swear they're fighting demons when the whole time they're fighting
the consequences
of their choices.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
16 mar
People swear they're fighting demons when the whole time they're fighting the consequences of their choices.
HER ERILAD WES
APPARENTLY LICK HER HOL
-ISTHE WRONG aNswent &F
mack10 mack10
25d
HER ERILAD WES APPARENTLY LICK HER HOL -ISTHE WRONG aNswent &F