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Italy beats England in penalties
We won, Mr. Stark
Italy beats England in penalties We won, Mr. Stark
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
ProudAmerican ProudAmerican
21 jun
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
think my guardian angel drinks.
lauragb
21 mar
think my guardian angel drinks.
DiE CSUTIOESEY HA THES OF LIFE
"BECANSE FULKE-
WILE TUE YOu
WITH NO SIGHAL
JerryVanfleet
3 may
DiE CSUTIOESEY HA THES OF LIFE "BECANSE FULKE- WILE TUE YOu WITH NO SIGHAL
unusual things happened with my coffee this morning
WinterSnow WinterSnow
9 mar
unusual things happened with my coffee this morning
My uncle: a little bird told me you are doing drugs.
Me: you're talking with birds and
I'm the one doing drugs?
JuanFelix JuanFelix
24 jun
My uncle: a little bird told me you are doing drugs. Me: you're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?
We all descend from a WOLF!
And our owner?
From a MONKEY.
How embarrassing!
godlesshumor godlesshumor
14 mar
We all descend from a WOLF! And our owner? From a MONKEY. How embarrassing!
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
mammamary1
17 mar
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
True Love doesn't exi-
Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
True Love doesn't exi- Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy"
me after lunch:
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy" me after lunch:
AT 110-YEARS-OLD. LOUISIANA NATIVE LAWRENCE BROOKS IS THE OLDEST LIVING VETERAN OF WWIl.
THANK YOU FOR
VOID CEBYIINE!
AT 110-YEARS-OLD. LOUISIANA NATIVE LAWRENCE BROOKS IS THE OLDEST LIVING VETERAN OF WWIl. THANK YOU FOR VOID CEBYIINE!
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS
THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
TonyMcclenahan TonyMcclenahan
30 apr
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this
Dialing Progress
Connect to My Connection
Action-
Dialing attempt of 5.
Status -
I Dislino
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this Dialing Progress Connect to My Connection Action- Dialing attempt of 5. Status - I Dislino
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
The best thing I've learned this week is that when squirrels - they land like superheroes
lovingPetofday97 lovingPetofday97
15 mar
I took my dog to get a haircut and now she's not speaking to me \ "ag She's not speaking to me
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a
Waffle House or Denny's at San
PapaLegba PapaLegba
22 jun
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a Waffle House or Denny's at San
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
taniaye taniaye
6 mar
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman.
atiok
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman. atiok