log in
Ithink Freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are the coolest thing ever. You started with almost a blank canvas. Look at you now. All this evidence that you ve lived
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
Ithink Freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are the coolest thing ever. You started with almost a blank canvas. Look at you now. All this evidence that you ve lived
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
When you need the loan and the bank wants a copy of your source of income
Tumbleweed33 Tumbleweed33
16 mar
When you need the loan and the bank wants a copy of your source of income
Smoke a blunt and one only put visine in one eye..
Now you have you for been sent home from work for eye and can go
ing!
triangularBest triangularBest
11 mar
Smoke a blunt and one only put visine in one eye.. Now you have you for been sent home from work for eye and can go ing!
laughed so hard! I had to stop walking in the parking lot
laughed so hard! I had to stop walking in the parking lot
Pet score ana now I have a piranha.
these puppe r ene
Pet score ana now I have a piranha. these puppe r ene
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
THINGS JUS
THINGS JUS
normalize making small furniture for
LN
your cat
normalize making small furniture for LN your cat
-control is strength. Right thought is mastery.
Calmness iS power."
~James Allen
@positivemindsetdaily
PMD
-control is strength. Right thought is mastery. Calmness iS power." ~James Allen @positivemindsetdaily PMD
The face he makes every time she turns around is too funny
O FANT IS TRUST OURSELF The WATER.
OU SWIM YOU DON'T GRAB P WATER BECAUSE YOU DO VOU WILL SINK AND DROWN NSTEAD YOU RELAX AND FLOAT
O FANT IS TRUST OURSELF The WATER. OU SWIM YOU DON'T GRAB P WATER BECAUSE YOU DO VOU WILL SINK AND DROWN NSTEAD YOU RELAX AND FLOAT
eddekane eddekane
18 mar
when you're writing an angry email to someone and they walk in
The first thing a man looks
at in a woman is her heart.
The fact that her tits are
in the way is NOT OUR FAULT
pcock
7d
The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her tits are in the way is NOT OUR FAULT
CAN YOU TELL THIS IS HER FIRST TIME SHOTGUNNING A BEER?
alb2655 alb2655
27 may
CAN YOU TELL THIS IS HER FIRST TIME SHOTGUNNING A BEER?
Horses in 1914 Horses in 2020
Charged bravely into Spooked by their own canon fire, gunfire, farts, demand treats and would routinely anytime someone walks travel miles in past. Can't be ridden if
there is a breath of wind, terrifed of water &
EQUINE plastic bags
unforgiving weather alongside their comrades into battle.
ENITREDRENELIRG
Horses in 1914 Horses in 2020 Charged bravely into Spooked by their own canon fire, gunfire, farts, demand treats and would routinely anytime someone walks travel miles in past. Can't be ridden if there is a breath of wind, terrifed of water & EQUINE plastic bags unforgiving weather alongside their comrades into battle. ENITREDRENELIRG
Listin pal... saw a bird
Catscats Catscats
8 mar
Listin pal... saw a bird
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours.
thoughts
Here4thenow Here4thenow
11 mar
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours. thoughts
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL.
Service Dog
@3
same_ipetsplanet same_ipetsplanet
12 mar
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL. Service Dog @3
women are incredible
women are incredible
During the day, I don't believe in ghosts.
At night, I'm a little more open- -minded
www.unknownmami.co m
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open- -minded www.unknownmami.co m