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JACK DANIELS
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when
WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started.
And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118
years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started. And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118 years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
Why yes. Yes I do!
OH, SO YOU RIDE ROAD GLDES
RonTomlinson
17 mar
Why yes. Yes I do! OH, SO YOU RIDE ROAD GLDES
As soon as she hears Mom's name she acts innocent...
Just sitting here.....eaking popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in...
Just sitting here.....eaking popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in...
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
Coffee shop lets stray dogs sleep inside when the customers leave
Coffee shop lets stray dogs sleep inside when the customers leave
Even if had a pocket FULL of
FUCKS
still wouldn't give you one.
Even if had a pocket FULL of FUCKS still wouldn't give you one.
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair.
#donnathecrazycatlady
SueButton
9 mar
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair. #donnathecrazycatlady
AGE OF ATTITUDE
NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU PROGRESS,
YOU ARE STILL WAY AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRYING.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
AGE OF ATTITUDE NO MATTER HOW MANY MISTAKES YOU MAKE OR HOW SLOW YOU PROGRESS, YOU ARE STILL WAY AHEAD OF EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRYING.
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade
wonk
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade wonk
women
OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
women OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
Me holding in my coughs in public so ppl don't try and quarantine me@
Me holding in my coughs in public so ppl don't try and quarantine me@
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
15 jun
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
The steaks have never been higher
The steaks have never been higher
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN
NEITHER ONE WORKS
calvinbham calvinbham
13d
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN NEITHER ONE WORKS
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.
Even in our worst day, we still have the
Greatest
God.
decaying_gr0ups decaying_gr0ups
22 may
Even in our worst day, we still have the Greatest God.
I'm red elephant
Ashleyr Ashleyr
8 mar
I'm red elephant
Iceland
Road to Reykjavik
Iceland Road to Reykjavik