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What y'all mad about today?
cr MeLanin King
Not one time in any of the Fast and
Furious movies did they stop for some gas
James Hoover @JvmesHoover What y'all mad about today? cr MeLanin King Not one time in any of the Fast and Furious movies did they stop for some gas
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
I want this couch in my house so bad
I want this couch in my house so bad
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT...
I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
biff biff
18 mar
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT... I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
Mom: Be careful the food is hot!
Me 5 seconds later:
KileyStuff
14 mar
Mom: Be careful the food is hot! Me 5 seconds later:
Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.
Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
Them: why do you always carry a knife?
Me: last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my there were problems.
Them: why do you always carry a knife? Me: last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my there were problems.
Willow37 Willow37
12 mar
of Tik seven Afternoon Robbery went wrong
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T
KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS
THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
Reddog999 Reddog999
3 jun
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
This is white tiger, he may look like a model citizen, but he has an attitude problem
This is white tiger, he may look like a model citizen, but he has an attitude problem
Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention
Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention
"You are stronger than you think you are."
~Unknown
@positivemindsetdaily
PMD
"You are stronger than you think you are." ~Unknown @positivemindsetdaily PMD
(TUBE RENTALS'
$15.00
_ Per Hour/ Per Tube
"RULES:
You are NOT allowed to do
ANYTHING that
.I begins with the words...
"Hey Y'all watch this!"
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
(TUBE RENTALS' $15.00 _ Per Hour/ Per Tube "RULES: You are NOT allowed to do ANYTHING that .I begins with the words... "Hey Y'all watch this!"
Please tell me someone
'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
Please tell me someone 'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
"When there are more tears than smiles, leave. When there are more fights than jokes, leave. When it hurts more than it feels good, leave. They don't have the right to destroy you just because you love them. And loving them doesn't mean you have to stay."
Life lesson
"When there are more tears than smiles, leave. When there are more fights than jokes, leave. When it hurts more than it feels good, leave. They don't have the right to destroy you just because you love them. And loving them doesn't mean you have to stay." Life lesson
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny."
said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed."
She said
"See? You're hilarious!"
I asked my wife why she married me. She said Because you are funny." said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed." She said "See? You're hilarious!"
wy Shorty
"Punch it bro, the lights gray."
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
wy Shorty "Punch it bro, the lights gray."
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up
because i realised happiness isn't
it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build
you build
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up because i realised happiness isn't it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build you build
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..