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jomey HoneyMustardMama
If you ever feel like you don't have a
purpose, look back on your dating history and think about how many bullets you dodged.
CHoneyMustardMama
jomey HoneyMustardMama If you ever feel like you don't have a purpose, look back on your dating history and think about how many bullets you dodged. CHoneyMustardMama
Different size, same attitude
Different size, same attitude
When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
\Who grew up eating Cracker
Jacks out of the box?
\Who grew up eating Cracker Jacks out of the box?
Helping one person might not change the whole world,
but it could change the world for one
person.
Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person.
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T
KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
('SB Snarky Breeclers @snarkybreeders
@snarkybreeders
I don't know who needs to see this but,
sex can sometimes lead to toddlers.
PM
('SB Snarky Breeclers @snarkybreeders @snarkybreeders I don't know who needs to see this but, sex can sometimes lead to toddlers. PM
Wait, so people can say whatever they want?
Oh, give
~p LMAO! This country is going to be lit!
aa
1wonkyeye 1wonkyeye
9 mar
Wait, so people can say whatever they want? Oh, give ~p LMAO! This country is going to be lit! aa
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
My neighbor is a tweeker and I'm an asshole....this is entertainment at its finest lol
WinterSnow WinterSnow
8 mar
My neighbor is a tweeker and I'm an asshole....this is entertainment at its finest lol
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX?
BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL
MENS SHED
TMOB
22 mar
WHY ARE MEN SMARTER DURING SEX? BECAUSE DURNG SEX THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING KNOW- IT- ALL MENS SHED
people who go on runs right after they wake
up
me just trying to process being alive
people who go on runs right after they wake up me just trying to process being alive
TRIED TO BE GAOD
BUT THEN I GOT BORED!
TRIED TO BE GAOD BUT THEN I GOT BORED!
Why did you eat all the honey and didn't save me any? I'm so disappointed in you!
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
@24HOURSUCCESS
When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass
id
@24HOURSUCCESS When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass id
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF ME AND MY FRIEND, ROCKING UP TO THE CLUB:
WHO REMEMBERS PLACES CALLED
"RECORD STORES"?
WHO REMEMBERS PLACES CALLED "RECORD STORES"?
An Outback pulling an Outback, parked out back at an Outback
CharElliott CharElliott
8 mar
An Outback pulling an Outback, parked out back at an Outback
Me to my family when
they expect me to make dinner every night
Lower your expectations
Me to my family when they expect me to make dinner every night Lower your expectations