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Just sitting here.....eaking popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in...
Just sitting here.....eaking popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in...
Time for my sheriff dutyies
-ere.
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Time for my sheriff dutyies -ere.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies
I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency.
Scale of 1 to 10?
10 get me out of here.
All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency. Scale of 1 to 10? 10 get me out of here. All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
WELCOME
TO
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SUPPOSED TO TORTURE You FOREVER
BUT GoD SURPRISE
NEVER REALLY CoMES TO CHECK ON US So... HELP YOURSELF To
THE MINIBAR OR WHAT THE
MOTHERFUCKER
WELCOME TO "mm SUPPOSED TO TORTURE You FOREVER BUT GoD SURPRISE NEVER REALLY CoMES TO CHECK ON US So... HELP YOURSELF To THE MINIBAR OR WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKER
PWV UILD BsAR APPLICETIGN
FOR THE K-S UNIT PLEASE.
Xyxz52 Xyxz52
15d
PWV UILD BsAR APPLICETIGN FOR THE K-S UNIT PLEASE.
"How to prevent pregnancy"
Use
control
irechek
10 mar
"How to prevent pregnancy" Use control
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
taniaye taniaye
13 mar
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
SOMETIMES LIFE JUST SUCKS THE JELLY
RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DOUGHNUT.
SOMETIMES LIFE JUST SUCKS THE JELLY RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DOUGHNUT.
HUSBAND: did the dishes
WIFE: So?
HUSBAND:
HUSBAND: did the dishes WIFE: So? HUSBAND:
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you
- Princess Diana
mandeeh mandeeh
16 jun
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you - Princess Diana
I'm so old remember when loving your country, respecting the flag, and obeying the law were considered good character traits.
bumpy_corner_2 bumpy_corner_2
10 mar
I'm so old remember when loving your country, respecting the flag, and obeying the law were considered good character traits.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
Being the girl might mean getting on your knees
But that doesn't mean you won't be the one in control-
Freaky510
21 may
Being the girl might mean getting on your knees But that doesn't mean you won't be the one in control-
Take me somewhere expensive...
gregglesty
11 mar
Take me somewhere expensive...
row many of y ell country peop
We used a Burn
We USed BUN Bd
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
11 mar
row many of y ell country peop We used a Burn We USed BUN Bd
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE
Sades
lberg32819 lberg32819
8 mar
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE Sades
When u need motivational support and
your puppy gotchu
When u need motivational support and your puppy gotchu
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do
"Do you want some toothpaste?"
Taurusgirl Taurusgirl
2 may
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do "Do you want some toothpaste?"
ll
The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
ll The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives,
Dogs would outlive us all.
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, Dogs would outlive us all.
WORK EVER KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT YOU DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT HOME WITH NO MUSIC PLAYING?
outdoorsman outdoorsman
25 jun
WORK EVER KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT YOU DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT HOME WITH NO MUSIC PLAYING?