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just think there's some tnings women shouldn't wear.
ne re
Like the weight cf other people's expectations and judgements.
just think there's some tnings women shouldn't wear. ne re Like the weight cf other people's expectations and judgements.
7 yr old me
My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
7 yr old me My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
gsto gsto
9 mar
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
THE AWARO
GET
EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
THE AWARO GET EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
Feeling like a bad parent?
Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape
Se
Feeling like a bad parent? Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape Se
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
You ready to die
cosmicHum0r cosmicHum0r
20 mar
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time You ready to die
This squirrel gets a little drunk after eating fermented pears
@24HOURSUCCESS
Always, always trust your gut.
If you feel something is wrong, that's because it usually is.
@24HOURSUCCESS Always, always trust your gut. If you feel something is wrong, that's because it usually is.
Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?
DarkAsh2011
24 jun
Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?
BOSS: ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
ME: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOU DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.
BOSS: ARE YOU ON DRUGS? ME: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOU DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL.
Service Dog
@3
same_ipetsplanet same_ipetsplanet
12 mar
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL. Service Dog @3
The only thing I'm committed to right now
is bettering myself.
The only thing I'm committed to right now is bettering myself.
When you find the milk carton at the grocery store that expires 1 day later than all the other milk cartons
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
15 mar
When you find the milk carton at the grocery store that expires 1 day later than all the other milk cartons
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy?
30 years later:
Rikkeej Rikkeej
10 mar
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy? 30 years later:
eddekane eddekane
7 mar
Some cat tried to replace my cat the.dailykitten
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i am at home depot. do you need more paint.
Yes I need prob more
gallons.
GRIOCOLATE SHART
what is color, i forgot name )
just asked for that and the guy laughed at me for
5 minutes.
'Omg
am LMAO
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
28 feb
Messages i am at home depot. do you need more paint. Yes I need prob more gallons. GRIOCOLATE SHART what is color, i forgot name ) just asked for that and the guy laughed at me for 5 minutes. 'Omg am LMAO
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
dregone dregone
16 mar
why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?