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Karen's Bullshit
KAREN, CANCEL MY O'CLOCK
Tracey Anne Craig Bowers
JULY 14@
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Karen's Bullshit KAREN, CANCEL MY O'CLOCK Tracey Anne Craig Bowers JULY 14@ Like Comment Share
This fried spinach was success! My family loved it and they can't stop smiling. I am such a great cook!
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
13 mar
This fried spinach was success! My family loved it and they can't stop smiling. I am such a great cook!
exultantPetofday exultantPetofday
11 mar
Obsession is an understatement
PLATFORM& YAMAHA
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"Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad"
Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer
Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn
Sagittarius
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
he "Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad" Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn Sagittarius
RobertGSlay RobertGSlay
9 mar
The cutest entrance
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10
MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING
MaryReyes
8 mar
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10 MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
God is still the
Best Doctor and Prayer is still the Best
Medicine.
(G)-
God is still the Best Doctor and Prayer is still the Best Medicine. (G)-
ATe
COWORKER ACT tixg
SUPERVisop
+ PLEAasg ACT
Up wacke
ATe COWORKER ACT tixg SUPERVisop + PLEAasg ACT Up wacke
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
@thealexhare
i wonder if gordon ramsey ever says fuck it and microwaves himself 12 rolls at Jam
@thealexhare i wonder if gordon ramsey ever says fuck it and microwaves himself 12 rolls at Jam
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
Barbara =
hrs
My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like
"Whatcha cookin Barb"
Barbara = hrs My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like "Whatcha cookin Barb"
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no.
Your job isn't to be liked.
Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no. Your job isn't to be liked. Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
18 mar
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
I think this is the cutest video I've ever seen @
When you live in a multi dog home and somebody rings the doorbell
When you live in a multi dog home and somebody rings the doorbell
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean.
AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean. AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
FRIENDS
ALWAYS THERE TO LAND YOU HARD,
BabyBlues BabyBlues
14 mar
FRIENDS ALWAYS THERE TO LAND YOU HARD,