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KEEP CALM
AND
SUCK
EVERY FUCKING INCH OF HER
KEEP CALM AND SUCK EVERY FUCKING INCH OF HER
SHOT MY FIRST TURKEY TODAY
IT SURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF EVERVONE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION
JayODell JayODell
15d
SHOT MY FIRST TURKEY TODAY IT SURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF EVERVONE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION
When your going to a party and you are trying to impress the ladys
RyderScott
14 mar
When your going to a party and you are trying to impress the ladys
WHEN WAS A PUR
THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE
WHEN WAS A PUR THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE
We got distracted and killer took our nuggets and ran!
We got distracted and killer took our nuggets and ran!
If I I see this before we head out... we ain't headin out no more
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
12 mar
If I I see this before we head out... we ain't headin out no more
Shout out to all the single girls not flashing their fanny and tits all over social media.
Who have actual jobs, boss banter, tight vaginas & kind hearts.
Shout out to all the single girls not flashing their fanny and tits all over social media. Who have actual jobs, boss banter, tight vaginas & kind hearts.
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
Meat_Head Meat_Head
27d
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
boutta catch me a of
Put something about astrology under
ala
boutta catch me a of Put something about astrology under ala
Some of ya'll idiots snorting cocaine that's been cut with SO different toxic chemicals with a
rolled up bill that's been shoved up a strippers ass crack and you walking around town with a mask on scared of covid 19.
Some of ya'll idiots snorting cocaine that's been cut with SO different toxic chemicals with a rolled up bill that's been shoved up a strippers ass crack and you walking around town with a mask on scared of covid 19.
Poor sportsmanship!
HAVE YOU EVER HIT ONE OF THESE SO HARD
THAT YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR VEHICLE?
HAVE YOU EVER HIT ONE OF THESE SO HARD THAT YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR VEHICLE?
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
The pupil can expand up to 55% when you look at something you love.
Me looking at my doggo after along day
The pupil can expand up to 55% when you look at something you love. Me looking at my doggo after along day
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
have never seen a better photobomb
blisteringLoud blisteringLoud
20 mar
have never seen a better photobomb
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS.
HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
This Right Here is the Problem /ays1 with the Human
Brewdog Brewdog
12 mar
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS. HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT. This Right Here is the Problem /ays1 with the Human
OH LOOK...
VEGAN TOILET PAPER
ONLY .49 CENTS AR
OH LOOK... VEGAN TOILET PAPER ONLY .49 CENTS AR
When ur mom tells u what a handsome young man wu are:
Gargoyle Gargoyle
5 jun
When ur mom tells u what a handsome young man wu are:
"I wasn't that drunk..."
"Dude, you were using the
flashlight on your phone to find your phone."
Tracymemes20
LanceGerman
26d
"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone." Tracymemes20
nothing scares me more than someone loving me one day and deciding they don't want me the next. nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again
nothing scares me more than someone loving me one day and deciding they don't want me the next. nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again